He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
Soon?…45-47 (years past best by date)
Well he ain’t making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn’t much time left, if any at all
He belongs in a museum
History of Fascism Museum
One of the few museum pieces that Indiana Jones would gladly punch, and never be put on display. Probably put it in storage by the Ark of the Covenant, just in case it needs to be melted by Yahweh’s fury.
Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.
Dreaming of Bill…
or Bubba the horse.
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
i don’t think this guy has “full consciousness”
He’s reaching LLM levels of sentience in this pic
i would trust some random dude’s ai gf over some politicians to lead a country
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We’ve given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crabI’m so sorry that you’re unable to enjoy nature’s gift, the crab.
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
It’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’

Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.











