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io@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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io@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    This internet as it was meant to be.

    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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      Typos and all.

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      sth sth every new technology is immediately used for porn

      • Electricd@lemmybefree.net
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        lemmynsfw.com

        • Electricd@lemmybefree.net
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          even though I’m stuck in a “confirm age” loop

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know if penis.gay exists, but it should. Think about it. If you’re a gay dude, and you’re out and proud, what better way to find other gay dudes who are also out and proud?

    I don’t know how social interaction works with finding other like minded gay guys, but do you know how thrilled straight men would be if women had a horny.drippingpussy instance that they used when they wanted sex?

    I think part of the problem with guys trying to find sex, is chasing it from people who are in no way interested. So if Tom flirts with Sally, but Sally is asexual, then Tom has a 0% succsess potential if he hits on her at the bar. But he doesn’t know that. So after he gets rejected, now he feels bad about himself. Nobody likes getting rejected.

    But if Tom went on nsfwlemmy, and found Tina@horny.drippingpussy then he would know that she’s just like a Buffalo NY city street in December. Ready to be plowed.

    And for gay guys, penis.gay would let them identify to each other that they’re all like minded, and judgement free.

    Although as I think about this, at least in America, it may not be the best idea, because now ICE is essentially becoming the S.S. and using social media activity to track “undesirables”. And I don’t trust the republicans to be open minded and empathetic. We all know what the nazis did with gay people in the 30s/40s.

    So I guess it would be one of those things that would be great in a perfect world…but because we live in this reality, we can’t have nice things.

    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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      It’s not an instance, and that is one hell of a landing page.

      • Toldry@lemmy.world
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        https://penis.gay/

        for other curious minds

        • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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          Wow, it’s like a blast from the past. It looks like the kind of personal webpage you’d stumble across back in 2000. The only thing missing is music that auto plays when the page loads (thank goodness.)

          • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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            It did remind me of the geocities days.

    • Ininewcrow@piefed.ca
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      A good alternative would be …

      penis.mightier

      • Soggy@lemmy.world
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        That one should be for writers. Poets and authors and literature enthusiasts. Feign ignorance if anyone comments on the name.

    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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      What if you just join cause you think penises are gay?

      • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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        Penises are pretty gay tbh

    • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social
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      I just checked, and penis.gay is currently taken. However, penis.world and penis.fit are both available, albeit expensive.

      • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m pretty sure it’s one of you fucks that did this too

        • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social
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          Wasn’t me, I’m content with just mulesex.info and owmyass.help.

    • pigup@lemmy.world
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      Would be funny to make a penis.straight for a bunch of straight guys show up, but then it’s nothing but dudes, so it becomes . gay anyways lol

    • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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      From what I’ve heard, hooking up is already pretty easy for gay guys. Basically “u want sum fuk?”

      • Druid@lemmy.zip
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        lemmy.smash and this is the instance mascot

        • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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          lemmy.smash

          disappointed that this is not a real TLD

    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I know touch.wang is a real domain.

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    penis.clownfart

    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      If this isn’t real, it should be

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Look at the reality police here, probably has real eyes

        • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          Take your upvote and get out.

      • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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        It’s from a real SNL comedy skit, but there is no .clownfart domain (at least, not yet).

    • enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      trashbat.co.ck

      • djdarren@piefed.social
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        That’s well weapon.

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      Legendary pull

  • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    I tried getting in on yiffit.net, but they weren’t taking new users at the time. Kinda sad about that.

    • io@piefed.blahaj.zoneOP
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      dw you still got bark.lgbt/ , woof.group, chitter.xyz , kinkycats.org , thicc.horse , furry.energy , pawb.fun , tiggi.es , …

      there is so so many furry mastodon instances

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        Not a furry, but thicc.horse is a crazy good instance name.

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        can i somehow see posts on a mastodon instance without needing an account?

        ok nvm only some instances need an account …

        • io@piefed.blahaj.zoneOP
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          if they are federated from your mastodon, you should be able to see the posts just fine

      • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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        Yikes.

      • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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        Sadly, I care not for microbloging, so most of those links do me no good. I appreciate the effort though.

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    I miss walmart.horse

    (The site was just a picture of a Walmart with a horse in front of it)

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      The kind of shit the internet ought to be for, tbh

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    Could someone explain the joke? I don’t get what Tom Scott is doing here.

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      I’m guessing it’s because Tom Scott goes to plenty of places and some Fediverse users use plenty of instances

      • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Ty!

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        Is he like some travel YouTuber?

        • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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          To my knowledge he basically goes to historically or technologically interesting places like Nuclear Reactors or old bridges and just talks about them.

          I think he is a programmer too so it kinda fits.

    • io@piefed.blahaj.zoneOP
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      it’s a reference to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A84gy3QmFg

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        Ty!

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    I was on mastodon.social (too big) mastodon.world (still big) mas.to (Cloudflare 💩) mstdn.social (too busy) infosec.exchange (Threads 💩) sharkey.world (currently)

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    I was on blahaj.zone until they decided they didn’t like it when you call out admin abuse

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      blahaj is a clown show of an instance

    • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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      What happened?

      • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip
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        Inconsistent application of instance/community rules

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          Ah, bummer. Good thing there are other instances and platforms! Mbin is my favorite so far.

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            Some instance admins respond to report abuse and intentional troll brigading differently than Reddit would have. You can probably surmise what a ‘blahaj’ instance has to deal with.

            Ultimately there being many instances and platforms for people to migrate to over, even on a whim is, in fact, a good thing. That sense of mobility and independence is valuable to the Fediverse.

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              Reddit totally ignores report abuse, which is crazy. At least we can see who is trolling via reports and ban their accounts here.

        • Tuukka R@piefed.ee
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          Would you be able to elaborate on this, maybe?

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      it’s just opinionated as fuck and full of censorship

      If you don’t follow the rules of the master Ada, you’re automatically transphobic or something

      fucking sect

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    Why would you want multiple accounts on the same software? Having a Mastodon, a Misskey/Sharkey, a Lemmy, a Mbin, a Wafrn, etc., that makes sense - each one of those have different tech and very different communities. But why would you want more than one Lemmy?

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      I asked this question to someone I saw frequently instance hopping and they said it was related to instance federation and the spread of posted content, as well as their desire to advertise lesser known instances. I think it’s a little disorienting and creates the opportunity for dopplegangers but it was a much more satisfying motivation than avoiding bans.

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      Literally every single Lemmy instance I’ve ever joined (and then some) has suffered significant long-term outages or degradation of service on a semi-regular basis. I don’t use any other social media. So, when I’m looking for my “fix”, I don’t have time to bullshit around and wait for penis.gay to get to the bottom of their their issues. I want my engagement and I want it now. So off to lemmy.wtf I go if it’s up.

      But also, some of us have serious accounts geared towards specific topics/hobbies, accounts where we might share information that could be publicly identifiable, and farting around shit post accounts all separated out. Easier to keep the creeps away.

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      Of the four real instances in that image, there are three different software platforms.

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    Fedi wap

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    Fedy.tanyl

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    !coffin_flop@corncob.tv

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      corn

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Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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