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It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.
i like this one, very inclusive
#everybodypoops
Not bees, they pees
#nobodypoopsbutyou
So everybody is full of shit but me?
Fucking KNEW it.
Kim doesn’t poop
He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.
Kinda nice but I would have never guessed
It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.
It’s actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.
The sign in the right says “bees”, but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That’s no bee, that’s a spider!
First set is arena, third is the wings, the come out straight with no detents like the other six legs.
Oh shit you’re right!
I’ve been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It’s even worse when you’ve downed 3 pints so you’re simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.
So fucking real
Drinking gives me the superpower of peeing anywhere with no shame.
Pissed in my first bush last summer because I was stupidly drunk . Then behind a dumpster and then in another bush. Diuretics mixed with alcohol are a removed.
This post made me realize, I’ve only ever heard “the birds and the bees” referenced, but never actually how it’s applied during sex ed.
But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It’s just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They’re just used as examples, because they’re visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.
I always thought the bird part was related to plant reproduction, too. Like how birds eat fruit and shit the seeds out lol
They should have used the eggplants and the peaches. Before cell phone emojis that would have made things even more confusing. Then Piper Perry could do the putting the condom on the eggplant demonstration, and every boy could feel inadequate for the next several decades.
But in those examples, the bee is pollinating and the bird is conceiving, so it would make sense.
Ah, I thought there would be a male bird involved still, but I guess that example just explains ovulation. Still quite optimistic that everyone shares the same understanding here, though…
“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.
Get confused, shit and piss all over the floor where I stand.
Oh, I guess next time I’m supposed to use the bird one.
Isn’t the queen bee generally the only female?
Honeybee colonies are mostly female. The Queen and Workers are female and the males (Drones) don’t actually do much, don’t have stingers, and don’t collect pollen. They are tolerated in small numbers to well… you know.
If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while “ptak” (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.
*i never met anyone who wouldn’t know this, also even the word “pszczoła” (bee) is always feminine in language
Birds lay eggs and bees pollinate.
For the traditional story, birds are girls, bees are boys.
Hence the common UK slang of calling girls “birds” or in the US “chicks”.
Ironic given that bee sexual reproduction is probably the least analogous to humans in the entire animal kingdom and the VAST majority of bees that you encounter outside the nest (and the only bees with stingers" are sterile female worker bees.
Some birds pollinate aswell. Bess lay eggs aswell.
Pollinate… That makes sense. I always thought guys were the bees cuz they jam their stinger in.
Bird is slang for girl, Bee = B for Boy
In greek, bird is slang for penis(πουλί).
A restroom for girls with penises.
Bees will stick it in ya
Only the female bees have stingers.
Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.
Birds have a pecker!
Now try remembering that as a non-native speaker while about to shit in your pants lmao
Although I do suspect these are just gender neutral one-person bathrooms
Only thing you can do is crack a door and take a peak.
Bees start swarming out.
Aliens from outer space that resemble birds and bees have recently infiltrated earth and are slowly but surely taking over earth’s restrooms.
You are neither their species, so it’s best to turn around and go home.Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall
My thinking was that bees are the ones that pollinate, so male.
But they certainly don’t pollinate birds, so I don’t know where that was going either. 🫠
OP pic only makes sense when I think British slang for girl is bird.
But then what is a bee?
B is for boy
As in Birds?
British 1960s slang for a woman is “bird”. So, men are bees.
Almost guaranteed that every bee you’ve seen in the wild is female. So, women are bees
Great, so they’re both for women? Where the hell do I go?
You get to go fuck yourself, apparently…
Maybe there’s doors labeled Flowers & Trees on the other side?
In the toilet.
Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).
Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)
But birds also pollinate! Ahh
Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?
As a wren, yes.
How did I forget that… Good one.
