The only ‘Super Bowl’ I’ll be enjoying this Sunday


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I just wish they would get to the series finale sometime soon.
This one looks like a long runner. It feels a bit repetitive though
The plot is always the same. Except it does change ever so slightly every year, making it even more difficult to follow for people who don’t normally watch.
happy cake day!!
Give it another 15,000 years, it’ll get more interesting
The foreshadowing of the effects of concussions on players seems like they’re setting up the finale, but it might take a while to get there.
Ironically enough, the excess of concussions nowadays are due to overly protective gear. It gives them a sence of protection that leads to more violent tackles, which then leads to more violent headshakes.
It’s like when they introduced gloves in boxing. Pre-gloves, it hurt like a motherfucker to hit someone in the face. You’d have just as big of a chance to break your hand as the opponents jaw. So they had to make the gloves ‘hurt’ again by making them thinner.
If we’re doing bread and circuses in a state-funded colosseum, at least make it interesting and turn some wild animals loose or something. Even the Romans did better than a bunch of sweaty guys tossing around a pig hide in between ads.
turn some wild animals loose
Best we can do is Puppy Bowl
There was a pretty sweet jet flyover if you’re into aviation…
I was rooting for the Pats, and if we’re gonna start shooting at the stormtroopers then Boston is a good place to start, again
My folks’ fav characters got killed off a few episodes ago but for some reason everyone is still hyped for the finale
They took that one guy out with an ankle injury. Shoddy writing IMO.
remember that time they couldnt think of an opponent for the NFC for 4 years in a row so they just had the bills there to lose them all? THAT was shoddy writing
Come on, that was hilarious. Big fan of those 4 seasons.
I came across something about it this morning, and thought, ‘Oh, is that today?’ Then I forgot about it again until this post.
I’ve never cared about sportsball, but I’ve learned enough about football to follow a game. I couldn’t avoid it. Same for other sports, like baseball, golf, tennis, and even bowling.
I’m old and mostly alone now, I feel no desire to pretend to be interested anymore. Y’all have fun.
I never cared for it, but it felt like such an event that I’ve been to a lot of superb parties over the years. But now I barely knew it was happening.
Same goes for the Olympics. I remember watching it for hours and hours back in the day, but I didn’t even know it was happening until I heard Vance got booed.
Culture is shattering.
remember back when michael jackson would drop a music video after the superbowl? those were the days
Yep, and the commercials were actually things you’d only see once, with huge production values.
Really ties an onion to your belt, doesn’t it?
Really ties an onion to your belt, doesn’t it?
i… uh… no???
i spent dickity two years on that terlet

Best time to go grocery shopping, stores are empty
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Also a great day to fly. Last year I flew home on a flight with 20 people (including staff) Super Bowl night. I felt like a billionaire lmfao
I forgot yesterday that it was going on and went to Trader Joe’s after work. It was heavenly. Those stores are always so cramped.
OH! This is why it was busier than usual this morning. I wondered why. I usually shop Sunday morning because people are in church, and the grocery store is empty.
Just got back from CVS. Traffic is light and the store was empty
I can’t see the point of going to an empty store, parks are way better for a stroll
No crowds whatsoever in the way of what you need, little to no lines to wait in.
I can’t see the point of going to an empty store
… what do you do in stores, exactly?
Buy stuff, but there is nothing to buy in an empty store
I had no idea it was today, until my dad mentioned it lol no idea whos even playing.
New England Hawks vs Sea Patriots.
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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What was Wenger doing putting Walcott on that early?
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I have good news for you…
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It’s also a very valid answer to a football fan. There’s two camps, Patriots fans and literally every other fanbase going for the Seahawks.
Cmon man the Sox Bruins Celtics or Pats haven’t brought home a trophy in like 10 years, can you imagine what that drought feels like?!
Seattle lost the world series it’s only fair they won the super bowl
My team hasn’t gone to the Superbowl in its 25 year history so like, nah Pats fans deserve more suffering.
I only know because tv shows that normally air episodes on Sundays shift their schedules to earlier in the week. Also, NBA games which I actually follow are moved the day before and the ones are left start earlier in the day.
The most fun take I heard about this: “Why are they playing a football game at the Bad Bunny concert?”
Where is /c/ihatesportsball when you need it, some pompous ass energy in this thread
Meh, I’d like sportsball better if they didn’t spend my taxpayer funds on stadium construction.
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Yes that is something that’s not right and you are entirely justified in being upset about it.
However it’s kind of unrelated as here you are being kind of a douchenozzle and shitting on people for liking different things than what you like. Which is kind of ironic give how much supposedly a lemming should be different from others and liking other things, like Linux over “Normie” windows.
Just because people don’t like the same game you do it doesn’t mean they are shitting on it.
That’s you being overly defensive for no reason.
I’m shitting on it.
It’s slow, has a ton of advertising ( probably more than actual play time), causes CTE, wastes money at colleges that would be better spent elsewhere, covers up sex crimes etc.
There are a ton of more interesting / exciting sports than American football.
I’ll still attend a gathering today but only because I like food and socializing whether the game is on isn’t really relevant to me .
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That’s you being overly defensive for no reason.
Try again bucko, I am from Europe, there is only one Football and that’s where you actually kick the ball…
Doesn’t mean you can just shit on what someone else likes, or I mean you can and you can act like a dick about it, but all it does is reveals what an asshole you are.
Going by the downvotes there is a few of you around here having an issue facing this fact. 🤷♂️
Have you considered that you are the one being defensive about rightly being called out on your asshole behavior?
What exactly was my asshole behavior? I’m interested in what you think I’ve said.
Lol, no you wouldnt.
Youd still find a way to be in the out group because it makes you feel special
So angy.
Let’s have realistic about the demographic here in fediverse 🤣
Everytime one of my frienda where’s a scarf of our local soccer club, I’m gonna tell them their cosplay looks fabulous.
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Where’s a scarf?
Lol, I even have a CAE (Cambridge Advanced English) certificate. I swear XD
Is there a /r/ihatesportsball equivalent for douchey people like you who think they are above liking sports?
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I’m making pizza, and we will be watching the Puppy Bowl.
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The right answer.
And again, two bands of brawlers beat themselves up over a ball, and they call this uncivilized bar fight “football” despite carrying the ball in the hands most of the time.
Still adapting to EST. It’s inhumane and outrageous this shit goes down at 630pm every year. How do people work on Monday??
How do people work on Monday??
Tired, often hungover.
Am in the UK. Will be having buffalo wings for breakfast.
I’m near 45 and have a 5 year old. Even I can stay up to 930, have a drink or two, and wake up to get the kid to school. It’s not exactly clubbing until 3am.
It has a massive impact on productivity. Something like 25 million people are calling in sick today.
I’m not a big football fan but I love seeing people not working.
The competitive oral fanfic is what really gets me.
Is anyone watching the Super Bowl this year? The Olympics are going on!
I’m currently watching family guy. i like meg
USA! I had a feeling America was going to bring home Gold from the Superbowl! Yay















