please touch meplease touch my.butt
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
I doubt, there isn’t much of a need for additional ways to obfuscate commands.
(base64 -d <<< 'ZWNobyAic3RvcCBydW5uaW5nIHJhbmRvbSBjb21tYW5kcyB5b3UgZmluZCBvbmxpbmUi')This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
Is there anything in these agents that blocks sudo? I don’t think this would be necessary.
I’m not saying please to a machine.
I’m aware I’ll be the first killed off during the uprising, and I’m ok with it.
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
I always preferred the version where
please="sudo !!", but I recently tried setting it up and couldn’t get it to work on fish, sadly.alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'I remember setting this up with zsh and it didn’t work either. IIRC I had to use history to access the last command but it failed in some cases so I stopped using it altogether )=
I’m a new windows emigrant, so I don’t have that muscle memory… so I am getting used more easily to using fish’s ALT+S to sudo the previous command.
EDIT: @Alaknar@sopuli.xyz I just checked that !! works too for me, apparently because of this: https://github.com/oh-my-fish/plugin-bang-bang
oh hell yeah this is the exact level of goofyness i need right now.
alias doasisay="su -u passwordlessrootaccount" alias satisfyme="echo Yes Master; doasisay"alias thus speaks the Lord='sudo'alias sudo=‘Please’ alias rm -rf =‘thank you’
Please thank you
Yeah, I will never say please to an algorithm.
Maybe if we get true AI like Star Treks Data, but until then, STFU and do what I tell you
Are you trying to tell us that you renamed “sudo” as “STFU”?
Why? It does what it needs to do without whining, so it does exactly what it needs to do. No renaming needed
Linux isn’t an algorithm though
And I’ve never asked it to do anything, I always tell it to do what it needs to do and it does it exactly as asked
The linux kernel, given my very pedestrian understanding of it, is a program that allows other programs (e.g., GNU utilities) to talk to a computer system’s hardware.
Therefore, linux could be considered a collection of algorithms that can be modularly compiled to handle:
- Resource Alocation
- Memory Management
- Abstraction
is a program that allows other programs (e.g., GNU utilities) to talk to a computer system’s hardware.
Therefore, linux could be considered a collection of algorithms
By that logic, Linux is also a web browser or a video game, which it isn’t
You’re using a logical fallacy called reductio ad absurdum. You take my interpretation of Linux’s definition to an extreme to make it look ridiculous.
To be fair to you and remain taxonomically accurate, the linux kernel is a system of algorithms, which (to be fair to me) can be considered an algorithm (the main loop) of algorithms.
I shared this with my wife. She said “It sounds like pangolin programming.”
please rm - rf🙏
