(probably)
throw in a dommy with a sounding rod and we have a deal.
Hello~
Please delete this
The little girl in the backseat condescendingly staring has grown up huh
Oh hey, it’s live action Beavis
Do not look up what a sounding rod is
too late
wait until you find out how the tuning fork is used.
That’s a new one for me
I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.
I used to think that too. I was wrong.
that’s a normal response. but…have you considered finding someone like this?
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I miss her
This is way too good to be hidden away
LMAO
I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.
That’s what I said about boofing morphine.
Always be open to trying new things!
Yeah I tried it once after a (ex) partner talked me into it. It’s… unique, but I didn’t hate it.
I didn’t hate it but I didn’t like it either. It does nothing for me 😞
That’s the way I feel about having my balls played with.
This is the weak version. The real good shit is the scoops you need a camera or a doctor for
Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.
I dont like the qtip in ear feeling. I much prefer the small plastic ear spoons you can buy at cvs
🔥🔥🔥
Yes those are fantastic.
Ok, but hear me out. Head on their thighs while they clean your ears:
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