just pretend this is green
That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
All of them.
What about poor social skills and a decent amount of sexual experience? I can pretend to be worse if need be.
Lowered expectaaations…
This feels like one of those “I’ve never kissed a girl before, but I’ve watched a lot of porn” fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid’s neighborhood, there’s inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I’ve interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them “No no no, there’s no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic.”
Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won’t help him at all but that would be the first step.
The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn’t make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.
The first step is to level up your attraction levels. Status, money, fame, power, and let’s not forget physical attraction.
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
Step one: Become a billionaire
You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.
If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.
Its, ok if its in a threeway
I mean, to be honest… I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, so we can be each others mother’s lovers….
Fuckin’ eachothers moooooms
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he’d approve.
Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.
Have they checked the polycule poster?
Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
“So, any takers?”
He’s a saint!
This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for “easy steps” thinking they’re going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the “nerds” online repeatedly warned them about
Godspeed my brother.
