just pretend this is green
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
“So, any takers?”
This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for “easy steps” thinking they’re going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the “nerds” online repeatedly warned them about
Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
Reading is hard
Tioleto b server
Nailed it
How…uh…how is their whole life going now?
Username applies
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
There’s a different story where a pair of twin women married a pair of twin guys, all four living together, and are all dedicated to basically living mirrored lives with each other.
Each couple had a child and while the children would be cousins they are genetically siblings. A fun fact amidst what is either mental illness, closeted polyamory, or both.
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
Well I’ll be damned
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun.
It sounds like you’d have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it’s incredible. But you’re spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn’t hit their marks.
I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon’s dream.
That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
All of them.
What about poor social skills and a decent amount of sexual experience? I can pretend to be worse if need be.
Lowered expectaaations…
Get a million dollars.
I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that
two chicks
I believe you have my stapler
Not all chicks dig a dude with money.
Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.
Most chicks (and dudes) would prefer someone with money compared to one of equal attractiveness and broke. It’s part of the whole package.
There’s something like enough money, where having more doesn’t increase your freedom or happiness that much anymore. At some point you’re just getting the custom gold plated luxury version of a thing. A Cartier watch tells the time same as a Citizen.
For physical attraction it’s similar. There’s a level of beautiful enough, after which other factor might matter more. An 8/10 with great sex life is better than a 10/10 prude starfish.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point
The kind who’d bang their twin sister with Anon does.
Only person to get the reference. Nice adaptation.
True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.
Most of the people in the world are poor and most of them get laid FYI
I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.
If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.
Na it’s complicated, you impress them too much they think you might be husband material and they wont wanna sleep on the first date because they dont wanna appear slutty. Sometimes women wanna get laid too, and a casual mcdonalds run gives that chill vibe where you can just fuck and not think about where is this going long term. Personally i have like a ten percent rate getting laid after going out and spending a lot of money, dressing up to a nice restaurant, than just casually meeting up maybe i spend money on fast food maybe i dont, that’s more like a 50% hookup rate to be honest.
He doesn’t need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that’s down for a threesome. I’m close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.
I’m not meaning to judge anyone, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.
Come 'ere, I’ve got words!
I don’t think it would take a million. Maybe a couple grand.
Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.
Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic
Utah & Idaho too. Don’t forget about the Mormons.
Mormons would be the most likely to actually engage in this behaviour since their religion actually promotes it.
EDIT: Sorry mormons.
Incest? Mormons don’t promote incest. Polygamy, absolutely, incest, no. White Mormons do tend to be more closely related than normal, but certainly not close enough to cause any issues. My parents are 9th cousins.
This feels like one of those “I’ve never kissed a girl before, but I’ve watched a lot of porn” fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid’s neighborhood, there’s inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I’ve interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them “No no no, there’s no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic.”
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
Step one: Become a billionaire
You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.
If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.
Drugs.
a lifetime stockpile, apparently
Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won’t help him at all but that would be the first step.
The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn’t make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.
The first step is to level up your attraction levels. Status, money, fame, power, and let’s not forget physical attraction.
Siamese twins
I think there’s a pair of such in Minnesota who share a single body with two heads. I vaguely remembered hearing they got married, but according to wikipedia… Only one of them got married. That must be an awkward sex life.
I wonder how often photos of them get accused of being AI nowadays?
They can fuck themselves, but can they fuck each other?
