• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    20 hours ago

    Years ago I marathoned seasons 1 through 13 while enduring benzo withdrawals. I can absolutely confirm that these ratings are accurate.

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    The Simpson stopped making stories about the family and started making episodes where every week was a new celebrity coming to Springfield. Then they did some odd reboot thing where now they’re just retelling stories with a modern look? It’s so weird. The show should have ended with the movie IMO

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      22 hours ago

      Your comment seems to have been instinctively downvoted but a lot of other people are saying the same thing, so i feel like there’s truth to it. Personally I don’t really watch the simpsons but i tried to binge the first season when i saw it was on disney+

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    17 hours ago

    I am slightly worried by anti-vaxxers being Simpsons fans. Do they understand what they are watching?

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    I’m so old I was an adult when I saw the very first shorts on Tracy Ullman.

    I was shocked when they hit 20 years. Now, I’m just baffled. Why are people still watching? I can only guess, habit?

    The last thing I watched was part of the first movie. Since I had, coincidently, just read Under the Dome (which King claims was not born from the movie), I didn’t even finish the movie.

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    7 hours ago

    Everyone:
    Anti-vaxxers: “You’re just getting vaccines to be trendy, not to protect your family and others!”

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    2026 and they’re still frothing at the mouth over masks and vaccinations.

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      My father sill to this day says it was a “muslification attempt”, “trying to force burkas in the whole population”.

      He has two health-related degrees.

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      These are the people who constantly whiner about “NPCs” just following directions without thought, showing the same line of dialogue 6 years on lol

    • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I thought I was supposed to be dead from sudden onset Bill Gates microchip 5g disease by now because I’m vaccinated. But instead I’m still reading their dumb posts on the Internet.

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      Yeah they should have had black as 5.x, grey as 6.x, white as 7.x, green as 8.x, and gold as 9.x

      Or just use the Blizzard/rpg rarity colors for user defined groupings so that people can make their own thresholds for how to opine for whatever ratings.

      For example, I typically think of each number as three categories: low-7s, mid 7s, and high 7s. A low 7 is watchable and decent, a mid 7 may be pretty good but not have a ton of truly moving content or messaging, and high 7s are like the last rating of ultimate popcorn - fantastic, but relatively intellectually empty. And as soon as you hit 8.0, to get there, it has to start having some levels of boundary-pushing of my expectations AND be very good.

      So I would relate all of the 7s as like a Diablo green item rarity, maybe with high 7s being blues. High 8s maybe starts to get into yellows, and 9s are legendaries with mid and high 9s being reds or like Diablo ancients. Very low 7s and high 6s would definitely be whites, with mid and low 6s being greys. And anything under there… Probably also greys? Maybe have a gradient where the lower the rating, the more transparent it gets. 1.0 or 0.0 (whatever the lowest is) would have to still be visible, though.

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        And now I know SCmSTR’s very arbitrary scale compared to Diablo rarerity scale colors. What a time to be alive.

      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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        Automatically coloring cells is one of the things Excel excels at. Green for the upper bound (either a static number or ~90th percentile), yellow for 50th percentile, red for lower bound (static number or 10th percentile etc.). Automatically gradients everything in between. Want it more green? Lower the upper bound. Want it more red? Raise the lower bound.

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      2 days ago

      I just (re)watched S9 E11 (“All Singing, All Dancing”) last night, and it’s fine but if I wasn’t watching during dinner I’d have skipped the episode.

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        I know it’s a clip episode, but it’s probably my favorite clip episode. Snake’s horrible singing, specifically the “Ooo ooo ooo” before the act break always sticks with me. The “Ough oouu uuuah”.

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      I’ve watched nearly episode in the first 20 seasons of The Simpsons three times or more but I have always skipped those episodes

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    Every episode of modern Simpsons:

    “[First name] [Last name]! [Pronoun]'s the best [occupation] in all of [country].”

    • Lisa Simpson, directly to the audience.

    “That’s right, Lisa. I’m here to [ad for a song/book/movie/space-nazi].”

    • [First name] [Last name].
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      What about s23e22?

      Edit: no need to respond, just keep scrolling and you’ll get to another comment that answers this.

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    As someone who grew up with the Simpsons and also pretty recently watched the first 29 seasons again, the first 9 seasons we definitely the best seasons. They’re timeless. The show became too afraid to be offensive.