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  • RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s just “Copilot” for everything in Windows these days

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      When foss Cockpilot??

      (Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)

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        be the change you wanna see in this world

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      26 days ago

      There should be a torrent client with Copirate.

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      Well, if Apple is getting a new CEO then Microsoft should go all in and hire Xzibit to sell copilot.

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    On Linux it’s klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece

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      Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons

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      GNUtori(ou)s Clit

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      24 days ago

      Show HN: Gyno: a thin GUI around open-clit

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    Apple: someFancyName4

    Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5

    Linux: some cute animal

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      Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona

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        Me: These are unironically good names

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      Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task

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        It is so hard to troubleshoot issues with Photos. Why did they ditch iPhoto.

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          I still miss iPhoto. Photos can’t even do drag and drop properly.

    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      26 days ago

      apt moo

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      who up rn doing they task

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    If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.

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      If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie

      Wouldn’t it be MagPy?

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      IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie

      what is this nuance doing here?

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      No it’s magpiers

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    It’s by kde.

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    10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues 🤔

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    The Linux one isn’t realistic, this is not an ancronym.

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      KLITORIS

      KALI

      Linux

      Intrusion

      Testing

      Operation

      Response

      Incident

      System

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        Most devs cant find it.

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          It’s in the middle of the Thinkpad keyboard

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            In that case my came off.

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              I think you might want to get that checked out

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          Devs can’t find it, blue team always find it too late, and the pen testers know all about it and aren’t sharing.

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        The first K would stand for KLITORIS.

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      Just like WINE!

      • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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        Technically a backronym

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    That’s just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k’s replaced with c’s.

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      CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment

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    Oh I’m not in femcelmemes

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    i love Linux

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    presented with no comment: Gilbert Gottfried says clitoris

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    clitoriOS

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    Gotta love FOSS, gotta love klitoris.

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    Is this just a reference to The GIMP or are there other common apps with dodgy names? I’m struggling to think of any.

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      The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).

      The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it’s not always genital/sexual related I guess.

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      Latex and that one other thing which I forgot

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        Latex is just a kind of rubber, and a material produced by some plants used for making rubber. Sure, if you’re not careful when googling, you can get dodgy results with “latex” in the terms, but that seems to me to be of a different calibre.

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          LaTeX is the #1 Material used in fetish clothes. Its pretty much the only use for it.

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            I’m sorry what? What about:

            • Shoes
            • Gloves
            • Tyres
            • Elastic bands
            • Balloons

            All of these are made (partly) from natural (i.e. latex) rubber.

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              Yes I’m dumb, I didn’t express myself well. I meant to say that its the most prominent use for it.

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                Hmm, fair enough but I would say latex gloves and latex condoms are equally prominent (the latter obviously not helpful as far as avoiding dodgy results on Google)

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                  I suppose, maybe im indoctrinated, when somebody says Latex i think of fashion.

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      Git

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    Windows names sound like a boss fight, Linux names sound like a typo that stuck 😭

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      You are having very strange ideas of a “boss fight”.

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