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“name five women”
Silmarillion enthusiast: “Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Idril, … uh… Ungoliant?”
Points to random passing woman: – I dub thee Meredith!
This is how Dragonball starts
Hide and seek world record?
“that guy make me feel funny inside.”
“Something wrong with that fellas chest!”
Fuck the elves. Murderous bastards.
Fuck the elves. Hot horny bastards.
Man, remember the characters name in the silmarillion was hard,
Dafuq you talkin about? I even spoke to one once!
*Dafuq you tolkien about?
Was it your mom?
That totally counts!
Did she sound single?
Stay away, homewrecker!
