In other words: a totally normal kid
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew’s age.
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
1 day blinding stew
Stew that blinds him for a day
Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
Lemmiversary?
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
We do all live in hell tbf
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
Preach
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
And MY AXE!
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
This kid will be alright
