Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
Lemmiversary?
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
We do all live in hell tbf
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
Preach
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
And MY AXE!
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
1 day blinding stew
Stew that blinds him for a day
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew’s age.
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
Generally the type doesn’t matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn’t.
As for weed, whataboutism isn’t helpful.
So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don’t matter?
There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I wouldn’t wish that on my medium enemies. There’s pokemon porn. There’s ninja turtle porn. There’s freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz… I need to go to pornhub
You don’t got sell it so hard man…
I think it’s time we take a stand for what we believe in
I’ll take a number one and two number threes
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
“Don’t come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping.”
This kid will be alright
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
“Out of control” means different things to christo-fascists.
To them, it means ‘doesn’t do exactly what I say at all times’.
A christofascist literally called the police on me a couple weeks ago and called me “out of control” to them for somehow walking past her disrespectfully. She doesn’t know I know where she lives and I’m trying very hard to be the better person (read, I’m trying not to make her feel unsafe in her home the rest of her miserably short life by, I don’t know, putting a bunch of horror movie posters on her windows in the middle of the night so when she wakes up she thinks she’s gone to hell. Along my business card, letting her to know it was me. Self control is hard sometimes.) but I am a horrible person and this is well established. I should just tell some bottle kids where she lives.
Go with the bottle kids for sure.
Start a GoFundMe for the posters. I’ll pitch in if you record it.
I already have them
I mean I guess that is technically “out of [their] control”
