
Um, thanks?
Narrator: “It’s not.”
Second Narrator: “Shhhhh”
Third narrator : “Do I even get paid?”
Second Narrator: “It’s always about money with you. Paid this pay that. This is why we broke up.”
First Narrator: It’s not.

Only a couple

Fewer pixels, you got it boss!

Ironically, the T-rex is shit at T posing.
And Bike is short for Bichael.
Bichael, bicycle… Tomayto tomahto.
I was gullible enough to believe it for a moment. Sigh
But you see. Im going to call it that anyway, just to add more whimsy and dinosaur jokes to the world.
Then what’s a V-neck?
Velociraptor

Who then eats your neck.
different story, same reason. That was named for its inventor, Johnny Veeneck, who was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
You mean Johan Ven Eck. I think he was Dutch.
I most certainly do not. You always want to talk about Johan Ven Eck. It’s always Eck Eck Eck this and Eck Eck Eck that. Well what the Eck I am listening for once, tell me about the crazy slanderous Dutchman about whom I am totally not racist shit up Fenrus.
I wasn’t laughing and then I read “short arms”!!
M Y S I D E S
If you have to explain the joke…
I thought the second post was the joke, not the explanation.
It’s the tweet equivalent of comedic timing.
…then pick a smarter audience?









