And instead of paying 20 bucks for a toaster, these smart toaster allow you to spend several hundred on it instead! I just looked it up, and this isn’t an exaggeration. The prices i saw ranged from about 200 - 500 dollars
You gotta be pretty stupid to buy an internet connected toaster.
How else will you download doom on your toaster?
Doom speed run. Complete how many levels before your toast dings
1996: Can you imagine what life will be like 30 years from now?
2026: “Sign into your toaster using your Facebook account.”
If I found the right one, it’s this…
$400 fucking dollars for a toaster??? No… Just… No. Fuck right off. I hate this timeline so much. Marty Mcfly needs to go unfuck whatever it is he fucked up, because if I see his ass and he hasn’t, I’m kicking him in the balls so hard his kids feel it in their timeline.
A helpful notification lets you know when it’s time to empty the crumb tray
Totally worth
I mean, how would you know otherwise!?!?
“What are we toasting?” I see american read, in other words 1000 shades of white wheat.
If you were dumb enough to buy a toaster with a touch screen then I refuse to feel any level sympathy, you’re an idiot and you deserve to suffer.
Based
I’d rather take an electrical cable off a fan, strip the insulation and very carefully plug it in and lay some bread on the exposed copper than get a “smart” toaster.
I wonder if there’s a smart setting marked “bathtub.”
The Antique Toaster that’s Better than Yours (Technology Connections)
I was just thinking of that video.
I bought that toaster after watching his video. Works great, makes toast fast.
Doesn’t seem to work on Vanadium browser (GrapheneOS)
Sorry, not sure how to fix. I have the OG YouTube link if that helps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
The only smart toaster that I want.
So just don’t buy it.
Well… This toaster proves it. We’re in hell.
Too many people trying to reinvent the wheel by incorporating smart technology into everything. If it work, don’t change it.
What kind of update can be? -Maximum temperature increased to 240.
Update: we are now sharing your toasting data with our 3,402 parteners.
Big Bread wants your data!
Just happened to catch an episode of Totally Spies where smart appliances betray their masters. See, teen shows get it…
