Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.
Falafel makes your farts smelafel
You need to eat more fiber.
The Bro!
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
What about shrinkage?
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
100% this is gay fetish wear.
Your girlfriend could use it as a bra.
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
German saying: “Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil.”
Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.
Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
Regular boxers don’t give the kind of support that testicles need, especially over the long haul. Men should wear tighty whities, or boxer briefs.
If you don’t, then as you age, your scrotum stretches out, and your balls start hanging low. Men often first realize it when they sit on the toilet, and the boys take a dip in the pool. Testicle tucks are one of the most popular plastic surgeries.
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
I realized it when I sat down in a chair and sat on my balls. Ow my balls.
elite ball trivia
Is it uncomfortable when they move? I don’t have big boobs but I always wear a bra because I don’t like the sensation of them swinging when I walk around.
Normal movement for me: I’m not really cognizant of them.
It really matters what the climate is, though. Colder weather/neutral weather: not as uncomfy, because they tend to shrink up closer to your body. Warmer weather, especially if you’re getting sweaty in high humidity: yeah, they could stick to your leg or something. Gotta make sure not to sit on them. Man-spreading can help here when sitting down, or taking a wide step off center/stretching in a lunge (lol).
One time, in the pharmacy, I got this pain in them as I was walking around. Turns out that my right testicle had twisted around in it’s sack (testicular torsion). I had to spin it in the other direction once I got to a private place to relieve the pressure. Was almost doubling over in pain because it felt like a little vice was starting to crush them more every time I took a step. No fun.
TMI? Sorry.
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Been wearing some type of snug undies my whole life. I’m almost 50 and my boys are high and tight.
Boxers are just puzzling to me. I wore them a few times and they were so big and baggy, they were all tangled up inside my pants. Like wearing a pair of gym shorts under regular shorts. No support, not comfortable, nuts stuck to thigh, what the hell is the point?
Why is it Hatsune Miku?
I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I’d buy it
No boxers?
Boxer briefs absolutely won that war in a horrific and devastating fashion
Not totally, I have to say. There are still boxers out on the shelf masquerading as briefs. They have longer pantlegs like the boxers, but also the tighty whitey pouch. Needless to say they do nothing for support. Always gotta dislodge manually on stickier days.
I tried boxers. It was a freedom that I did not enjoy.
I just imagined a pair of balls waking up from the Matrix, looking around, and going “put me back in.”
Ah man, I love that freedom, but if that’s my mood, I’m free-ballin’. Only if I’m freshly showered though, and not expecting to sweat too much. My main issues with boxers are lack of sweat-wicking (read: swamp-ass) and constant leg-bunching, both of which are solved by boxer-briefs.
I haven’t worn boxers in 20 years. Trunks for life
“Finally”
From the makers of the “bra” comes…the “bro”!
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
When my balls turn red, run.
For us it was continental soldier.
They swing them over the left south of the equator, not that it would make a difference in this scenario
Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting
Now, I don’t avoid underwear Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
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Identical shape a consistency to testicles, what’s wrong?
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The ballkini
thanks! now i know what i’m wearing to pride next year
Dam it i just got rid of mine
For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.
Well, shizzzzzzz!
