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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon wants $3 million

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Anon wants $3 million

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Story goes that it was only up for an incredibly brief window (heh) and that tools were disallowed for all of the pre-screened participants of the competition. Supposedly, even with all of these measures in place, something still went wrong with the glass, causing the competition to run short.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      And it was $500, not $3M.

    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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      Source pls

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        Here you go https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2020/03/23/million-dollar-glass-comp-orig.cnn

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          This was a good reminder to check a link before to click

          • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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            URL check saves me once again. I can’t believe how many people just raw dog links.

            • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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              I like to think of myself as a teacher first, prankster second

        • Platypus@sh.itjust.works
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          Not today

      • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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        https://google.com/

        • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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          Why even participate in online discussion

          • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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            Takes just about as long to type a query into Google as it does to type “source please” and wait there with your hand out

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              See my previous comment

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      Good name. You’re doing good work!

    • AEsheron@lemmy.world
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      Not the glass, the metal frame was being slowly destroyed though.

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    I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

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      The gimmick was you couldn’t do it with tools.

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        You can’t use anything at all if it’s effective actually.

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        The real gimmick is there isn’t really 3 million in there.

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        Wanna bet?

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          You couldn’t as you weren’t allowed to. It was a bad marketing campaign because people think “omg why it’s so easy”.

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            Yeah, not allowing any tools shows a lack of confidence in their glass.

            The CEO that stood behind his company’s bullet proof glass while an employee shot it with an AK or something knew how to do it.

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        Walk up with steel stilettos and a practiced kick and you might have a shot.

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      I think they limited you to only being able to kick it

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        That makes sense. When I read that, my immediate thought was: demo saw.

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        Are you gonna tell the guy who shows up with a .500 Smith and Wesson revolver he’s not allowed to shoot it?

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    I call BS. There are still tools and ways you could easily break through it. Plenty of which are far better than just kicking it.

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      There was a guard. It was only $500. People were invited to kick it, but it was monitored.

      https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3m-marketing-scheme/

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        Ah, I’m going to miss Snopes in the post-truth society. :(

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      Dremel with a diamond drill bit would make quick work of that

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        Bus stop.

        Bus.

        Pretty sure if the bus went at it fast enough backwards it would do better than some clown and his size 11s

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        Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

        But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

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          And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

          Edit: Hell, I’d even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

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            Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don’t think a glass breaker would help.

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              What about spiked cleats?

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                Oddly enough having lots of spikes hurts your chances by spreading the force over more area. You’d really just want a single small spike.

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                It’s like an inch thick plastic, so I doubt that would help. I think that’s what they make the overlook sky balconys out of, so it’s pretty resilient. Maybe you could whittle away at it with metal cleats over time? But I think they would probably kick you out first.

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              This isn’t plexiglass, it seems to just be laminated glass

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                Hmm, bullet proof glass is plexi/polycarb, so I wonder why they’re advertising it as such.

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                  I don’t think they were advertising it that way, the label in the picture says security glass. The reddit post is just poorly titled.

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          If they’re only allowing kicking, you should use a 50cal shoe!

          https://youtu.be/Sfpr_S8nVLA

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        If it’s 3 million dollars, my car at 30mph should handle it.

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      No no no. Chop chop master onion head taught me everything I need to know.

      Kick punch it’s all in the mind, if ya wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find, the things I teach ya are sure to beat ya! Nevertheless you get a lesson from teacher! Now…

      KICK!

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        Step on the gas.
        …O…O…O…X…

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    You guys are all coming at this like they put real money in there

    https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/3m-three-million-dollars-vancouver-bus-stop-cash-stunt

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      thanks for the article, it seems there are rules that you can only kick the glass too, that’s why everyone is kicking it.

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        Ya for sure. No rules and a true $3M prize will have a group of us with jeeps and winches pulling it apart in 30min

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      The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

      Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - “the iron broke before the glass did!”

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        Because they didn’t actually want to give away any of their money. We’re toys for them and they made us dance

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        The planet broke before the guard!

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    Bulletproof glass, but they didn’t allow tools? Is this the company that made glass for the cybertruck?

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      That’s the point.

      They didn’t want anyone to be actually able to get the money.

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      3M bulletproof* glass.

      *kickproof

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        The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

        ** Kickproof™ is a trademark name of 3M Corporation. all kicks are performed by trained professionals; not resistant to kicking; consult with your doctor before trying

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        I think bullet proof is only part of the urban legend piece of the story. It says security glass and snopes did not use the term bullet proof either.

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    PR, only installed for the photoshoot, if that.

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    If it was done in Australia, I reckon the 3 mil wouldnt last 24 hours. Possible tools I’d say would be used are :- 1) Ute 2) Bobcat 3) Backhoe & 4) Bulldozer, not necessarily in that order…

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      deleted by creator

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        Well that changes things. Then probably some fluro vest wearing people (one carrying a clipboard) would unexpectedly turn up from the ‘council’ and want to take the exhibit away early cause they got the call there were some ‘thieving bastards’ about and you couldn’t trust anyone.

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      5 ) Boomerang

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    They should’ve tried doing this in Romania, the entire bus stop would have disappeared overnight…

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    Hey it’s bullet proof, not foot proof

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      foot clan operations intensify

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        Not on our watch!

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    Can’t you get like, a diamond drill bit and just give it a light tap? Tempered glass breaks easily if the outside layer is compromised.

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      Bullet proof “glass” isn’t just tempered glass in fact it never was the original was just glass layered with plastic but the new stuff is made from multiple layers of different materials each specialized to cover the others weakness, think fascism literally means to fassen together like a bundle of sticks that is harder to break than one stick(I don’t know why my mind went to fascism in retrospect a yin yang would be more accurate anyways)

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        Laminates are pretty common in many applications. Lots of things built from wood use several layers glued together. Or think of a lasagna.

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        Laminates are pretty common in many applications. Lots of things built from wood use several layers glued together. Or think of a lasagna.

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      They didn’t allow tools. I wonder if those metal sole insert things could be used to help go through this.

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        Just embed a tip in-between the ridges of a boot.

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    Pwffft they’re trying to break it with their feet, so cute.

    In Brazil they wrap ATM s in chains and rip them off using trucks. Then take the ATM to a safe house and bust it open. That is happening since 1990s.

    I was surprised when I saw someone doing the same in Australia, with a constructions site digger. I think it was last year.

    Conclusion: Brazil exports crime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      That’s the standard practice in most countries- if you take the whole unit you can break into it later!

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        Unless your partner in crime is a SKANK!

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      we had a rash of people doing that to ATMs in the US, too.

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    This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Aside from the people that will hurt themselves trying to break that glass, it’s a public bus stop. People will hurt bystanders and damage the bus stop and make it in general a place no one wants to be because of idiots constantly hurling stuff around or kicking it while you’re trying to wait for the bus.

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      If I was driving the bus I would just brake a little too late when arriving at that stop.

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    Why didn’t they just open it with a screwdriver and pry bar? Or steal the whole bus stop?

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      Man steps into bus whole bus stop on his back. Bus driver doesn’t even flinch. Happens every day.

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    Get a long industrial chain, tie it around the display, drag the whole thing away with a truck. Drag all the way out to the middle of nowhere and then take your time figuring out how to break, take part, cut, burn, explode or destroy the glass.

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      Box truck with Faraday cage for blocking gps.

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      This reminds me of that breaking bad episode.

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    Some of those Minnesota studded shoes would help. Can’t go slipping on the ice, can we, best to be prepared.

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