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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Satire, I think

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Satire, I think

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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    Pooping?

    Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.

    • Absaroka@lemmy.world
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      Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.

      Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.

      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

        • Absaroka@lemmy.world
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          MAGA can’t hold him accountable for anything!

          ;-)

          • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      No poping certain type of fruit 🍒

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    So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic

        • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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          As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.

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    “We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”

    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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      You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.

    • Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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      Trump Holy Land #1

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    Through another executive order right?

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    Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president

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      He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.

      Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!

      • kelpie_is_trying@lemmy.world
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        Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?

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          Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us

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        Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids

        …kids that climb on rocks.

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    Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.

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      Orange smoke would be apt

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    This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony

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    Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr

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      Married couples often start looking alike over time.

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    It’s poping time

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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    " In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".

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      He could tariff all the other religions!

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    now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him

  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope

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      True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.

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    I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.

    • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.worldOP
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      Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.

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        Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.

        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.

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        They also have their own president

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    I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.

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      Less? How so less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0

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        Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).

        I don’t believe being president excludes him from touching up kids…

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