Edit: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.

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    Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-

    Amy Wong

    We shouldn’t judge others so harshly…

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    |>11 Maggie Simpson

    This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can’t be real.

    • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      R34 doesn’t allow loli or shota content anymore. So all of the content of children is just them aged up looking like actual adults. Still questionable, but better.

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      Hope you don’t find out who #11 is. (I DDG’d it and wish I hadn’t.)

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    The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)

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      Out of 11 we have:

      Maggie Simpson Lisa Simpson Louise Belcher

      And maybe Hayley Smith and Meg Griffin? Or are they 18?

      Anyways, that’s a really high proportion, like a thirdish.

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      If it makes you feel any better, from a quick scan through some of the images the vast majority of them at least seem depict the characters as older and grown up.

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      I agree but the availability of csam on the internet (real or simulated) reduces the instances of real-world abuse so… take that as you will I guess :/

      Edit: I learned that in college about 7 years ago, but I researched it again and apparently the opposite is true, according to more recent evidence.

      https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10701425/

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        I’m not arguing against rule 34ing these characters.

        But I refuse to believe that the fraction of actual pedophiles on rule34 is that high such that three of the top 11 haven’t even hit puberty yet.

        I think that lots of these numbers comes from some sort of taboo breaking.

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          Also there is probably some level of inflation from the characters being present even if they aren’t necessarily part of the act. IE a porn comic where Bart and Lisa are complaining about thumping, cut to Marge and Homer fucking.

          I rather like my hentai and have seen this type of thing frequently enough to say it’s semi common. Though I am not into Simpsons personally, a bit too abstract and too far away from human coloration to enjoy.

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        Does it? I used to see this argument a lot on Reddit back in the early days when there were a lot more pedos on there and I don’t really buy it. Are there any actual studies on this? I feel like there have got to be better ways at managing it than that at least from a clinical standpoint

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          No clue, but for what it’s worth we know violent video games don’t cause more violence and some studies show they can even reduce it at least so I’d imagine it would extrapolate similarly to other visual media

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            The difference is that (almost) everyone has an innate drive towards having sex that they don’t have towards doing violent things. It’s a totally different biochemical process to get horny than to get violent.

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              Having taken care of many children, I strongly disagree. Not just punching someone rather than talking it out is a learned thing that’s also reinforced by society (for the most part).

              If there wasn’t an innate violence within humans, human history would look very different, and fascism wouldn’t exist.

              Also, both processes can activate the adrenal axis actually. It’s not totally different, and there’s some similarities.

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      I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn’t surprise me.

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    Honest question since i’m not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds

    Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious anyway

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      Okay, I can’t speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it’s very simple:

      1. see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
      2. neuron activation
      3. you are now horny

      There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest

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        Wait, you don’t imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody’s car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I’m there studying mosses and it’s so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it’ll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it’s special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it’s the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?

        (I’m uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)

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          That’s really just describing gooners and teenagers… I don’t think most of us not permanently online guys think like that

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            That is fair, I’m only a few years out of my teens. I guess it’ll require more intent in the future once puberty completely wraps up?

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      Er, that’s not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.

      What you need to worry about is the fact she’s 8 years old.

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      2D but feeling 3D

      Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious

      It’s normal.(We are degenerate 😣)

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    Isn’t it obvious?

    Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.

    Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh

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    What else do these all have in common?

    They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.

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    Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.

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    Something about all these characters that I can’t get behind, art style? personalities? I’m really not sure they all seem unappealing

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      R34 is basically all western, maybe you would be more interested in a booru full of anime tiddy instead.

      Or the MSG website full of fur.

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        Nah it’s not an art style problem but maybe a sitcom thing? just don’t like any simpsons, family guy, american dad, ect characters

        I don’t think it’s a western animation thing and I’m not too picky to turn down furry or anime and would be nice to have erything in one place with easy searching but I just don’t like those sets of characters