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  • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
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    print("odd" if num % 2 else "even")
    

    That’s the native python version, for those curious

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      The ternary syntax is really my only real gripe with python design – putting the conditional BETWEEN the true and false values feels so very messy to me.

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        Eh, reads pretty naturally to me. That said, (like I lisp)

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          Lisps makes more sense to me though

          (if condition a b)

          VS

          a if condition else b

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            I was more talking about (+ a b) and such.

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          Oh, (you) (really) (like) (Lisp)? (That’s) (great!)

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            (is great (oh (really (like-p lisp you))))

      • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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        It’s kinda natural to me having used Perl a lot.

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          That’s not quite the argument you might think it is

          • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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            Argument?

            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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              You know, the stuff in @_

              • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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                heheh. I wasn’t really making an argument though

                • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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                  The joke was that Perl is a clusterfuck

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          You clearly haven’t used Perl a lot. Perl’s ternary looks like:

          $even = $num % 2 ? “nay” : “yay”;

          Incidentally, it is also the same as PHP’s, but mainly because PHP stole it.

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            You do get the if in the middle of stuff though in the form print(debug message) if $debug

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              Wait until you learn that postfix conditionals are syntactic sugar and the compiler* turns that line into the equivalent of $debug and print(debug message), putting the conditional in first place, a lot like the ternary operator.

              * Perl compiles to bytecode before running.

              The ternary operator itself isn’t implemented in terms of and (and or) but it could be.

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                Luckily I don’t need to read or write bytecode and all that matters to me is the syntax

          • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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            perl -e 'print "fart\n" if 1;'

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        At least you guys have ternary syntax cries in kotlin.

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          It’s really special to not have ternary, but have Elvis.

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          in Scala, everything is an expression, including “if”, maybe kotlin is the same?

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        I think it’s just what you’re used to. Imo it really matters that it’s keywords and not operator symbols - it’s meant to read closer to natural language. I prefer the c version when it’s ? and :, but I like them this way round when it’s if and else.

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      That’s way too non-convoluted enough

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        Python is kinda like that in general, unless you try to make it read like ass

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          You would not believe the number of people I’ve interviewed who excel at making Python read like ass.

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            I mean, it does have enough ways to write the same thing that it can really allow for some funny code golf, but some people just have no sense of readability whatsoever.

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          Clearly an inferior language. /s

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      Oh wow, I think I hate that… Condition between the results? Yuck.

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    For optimal performance, you should rewrite it in Rust:

    inline_python::python! {
        print(js2py.eval_js("(number) => number % 2 ? 'odd' : 'even'")(number))
    };
    
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    Please. That’s C’s ternary operator. JS is just a pile of garbage cosplaying as a programming language

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      Why do you say it’s a pile of garbage?

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        Because of all the garbage

        • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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          Clearly the garbage collector is too effective

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            No they’re not supposed to be piling it up

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              Is a garbage collector not a garbage disposal. Smh.

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          One example that’s giving you problems? Maybe even on a daily basis if you use it for work? What’s garbage about it?

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    print( ["even", "odd"][num % 2] )

    If you need to avoid evaluating the wrong branch:

    print( [lambda: "even", lambda: "odd"][num % 2]() )

    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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      Cursed

      • Gamma@programming.dev
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        Not as cursed as

        print("eovdedn"[n%2::2]) 
        
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          Indeed

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    Just send pseudo code to AI and compile straight to binary.

  • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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    Peak programming

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    I love something = condition and result1 or result2 in lua

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      Python does that, too.

      https://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#boolean-operations-and-or-not

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        Are you just referring to how Python uses the English and/or instead of the more common &&/||? I think what the user above you was talking about was Lua’s strange ternary syntax using and/or.

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          no, the linked table shows how python also returns the first non-falsey result of an a or b expression rather than just giving a boolean. it’s useful for initialising optional reference args:

          def foo(a: list = None)
              a = a or []
          

          works with and as well.

    • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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      often I do a function called elvis XD with the next signature elvis(condition, res1, res2)

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    Yeah… I played that “serial killer or programming language inventor” game.

    The only one I was completely in disagreement with was the inventor of Python. He’s definitely a mass-murderer

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      Are you sure it isn’t just that he’s Dutch?

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    num % 2 isn’t a boolean result in any of these languages, so I feel like it would always output “odd”

    Edit: 0 is false, everything else is true.

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      All of those languages will convert numbers into booleans, 0 is false, all other numbers are true.

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        Ah that makes sense.

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          It doesn’t make sense. I understand it, but it doesn’t make sense.

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            I agree. If anything it should check if there is a nuumber and 0 is clearly a number.

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        deleted by creator

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        deleted by creator

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      In JS at least, there’s a concept of truthiness and falsiness. 0, undefined, null, and a few other non-boolean values are treated as false if used in conditionals and logical operations, while every other value is treated as true. I’m pretty sure python has something similar.

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        It does. Empty collections, 0, None

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      The joys of dynamic typing.

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      You’d be surprised.

      But seriously, numbers can be used as booleans in an impressive number of languages. Including machine code for almost every machine out there.

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      In JS 0 is the same as False

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        They are not the same, but 0 can be implicitly converted to false.

        What do you get if you do: 0 === false

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          Explosion?

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