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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Coming up with desserts that can be described as "colossal" is a proud American tradition.

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Coming up with desserts that can be described as "colossal" is a proud American tradition.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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    So… a cake?

    • MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml
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      This is a “at what point does a knife become a sword” type of thing isn’t it?

    • Fermion@feddit.nl
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      Now I want more examples of a group sized thing adapted to be personal sized then reinterpreted to be group sized again.

      I’m coming up blank, but I guess a similar concept would be post-it note easel pads.

      • BroBot9000@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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        What? You don’t want to finish your party sized pizza bites?

        • Beacon@fedia.io
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          I think OP meant actual existing examples, not hypotheticals

          • BroBot9000@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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            How rude! Now I’m not going to let you have a dip in my family sized kiddy pool.

            • Beacon@fedia.io
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              Aw man!

          • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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            Have you ever seen a calzone?

      • Beacon@fedia.io
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        I got one! Party bicycles!

        wagon (multi person) --> bicycle (single person) --> party bike (multi person)

        https://www.scottsdalepinkpedaltours.com/

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        At what point is a van so big that it’s a bus?

        • huppakee@feddit.nl
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          at what point is a bus so small it becomes a mini-van?

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/giant-frosted-strawberry-pop-tart/

    • Mothra@mander.xyz
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      Yeah something like a Panettone Abomination.

      (I love real Panettone though)

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.zip
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      An unfrosted Double Dutch, at that.

      That is an offense in itself. You’re making it that large, toss on the fudge or Dutch chocolate icing with it.

    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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      Enjoyed with a double demitasse coffee with 2 half teaspoons of sugar and chilled steamed beef milk.

      • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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        You can’t have coffee AND Bovril.

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      I mean, if it was cooked in a cup mold then it is a cup cake no matter the size

      • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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        got it, cake with paper on it

        • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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          basically, yeah

    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
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      In a dress

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    At that point, isn’t it just a cake wrapped in paper? I don’t think anyone would look at a salad bowl and think, “that is a cup.”

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      No, they’d say “that’s a colossal cup.”

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    Thats past the cup size. It’s just a cake

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      It in a cup tho

  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    At this point thats just a cake. But, if you call it a colossal cupcake you can then charge 10 times the amount.

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      Ahhh, and here I thought the dumb name was just to make people feel better about eating an entire cake in one sitting. But you have an even better point

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    4-pounds

    6,000 calories

    • 𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world
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      You looking to pump those numbers up to levels?

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    Capitalists now: “Here is your 26 megajoule cupcake!”

    Capitalists a year later: “Here is your insulin subscription, only $299/month!”

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    100% that kid won’t even finish the layer of oreos (?) on the top. What a fucking disgusting use of what I’m going to apprehensively title ‘food’.

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      I don’t think it’s meant to be eaten by a single person lol

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        That is what they always say when they launch such food items, yet it definitely is going to be in a lot of cases. There is a reason the US has an obesity epidemic.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        At that many calories, it better be intended for multiple dozens of people

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    Why did they choose the dried bird poop topping tho?

    • BakerBagel@midwest.social
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      It’s Oreo frosting

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        Yes, that’s the commercial name.

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    Servings per container: 1

  • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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    Three days’ calories for the price of one cupcake?!

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    Give it 5 years. Becomes American “child size” cupcake.

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    Zomg, someone cupped the (normal) cake!

  • 5in1K@lemmy.zip
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    Looks like a hard duke rolled in sand.

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    but, cake is meant to be shared,

    who cares if a cake has 10000 calories.

    that’s like saying supermarket has millions of calories in their shelves so they are unhealthy

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    Finally a panettone replacement

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