Crony's Dungeon
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Functionality over form

slrpnk.net

message-square
45
link
fedilink
536

Functionality over form

slrpnk.net

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
message-square
45
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Triumph@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    54
    ·
    1 month ago

    If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      51
      ·
      1 month ago

      Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        1 month ago

        Arby’s limited time Mr. Handswich

        • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          1 month ago

          He got the MEATS!

          • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            1 month ago

            That’s enough Internet for a while

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby’s steak bites?

      I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.

      • Triumph@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 month ago

        Of course.

        • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 month ago

          I’ve been looking for an Arby’s ever since

    • slackassassin@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 month ago

      Tang direct from the stang.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    41
    ·
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    I’m fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 month ago

      At least they’re labelled.

      McDonald’s just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you’re colorblind in which case they’re indistinguishable.

  • JeanValjean@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    1 month ago

    https://www.condimentcow.com/

    Even better version.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      1 month ago

      Holy shit, $2350???

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    1 month ago

    It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles

    • EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      1 month ago

      Condoments was right there!

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        15
        ·
        1 month ago

        I failed so you could succeed

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    1 month ago

    Why don’t bakers refer to their piping bags as frosting udder?

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 month ago

      I misread that as “bankers” and couldn’t figure out what kind of crazy bank you go to

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 month ago

        Bonkers

  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    1 month ago

    collage of various condiment udders

  • NABDad@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 month ago

    I’ve seen the condiment udders in the U.S.

    It was at Knoebels Amusement Resort in Pennsylvania.

    • EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 month ago

      I used condiment udders last Saturday and the best part was they were covered by a decorative cow.

      We go to this pumpkin patch every year and I remember them having it at least last year too.

      https://pumpkinville.com/

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    Dirty Human hands will be yanking on my mayonnaise tube until a white sauce comes out that they stick in their mouths and masticate with…

    That is all I’ll say…

    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 month ago

      In olden days money were these physical objects that we would touch. Madness!

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      This is often seen at events here, used behind the tray only, to squeeze sauce on the cardboard thingy. Entirely hygienic. Never seen that for use by customers.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    arrow-down
    6
    ·
    1 month ago

    Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before?

    • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      I’ve never seen these in my life, I live in France.

    • Redex@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      1 month ago

      I live in Europe and I’ve never seen these in my life.

      • Valthorn@feddit.nu
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        1 month ago

        I live in Europe and I’ve seen them in almost every hot dog shop (“korvkiosk” in Swedish) I’v been to.

        • Redex@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 month ago

          Sure, but my point is that Europe isn’t a monolith, just because people didn’t see that before doesn’t mean they’re Americans.

    • sobriquet@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 month ago

      I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.

      But now I’ve seen them, I love it!

      • Fleur_@aussie.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 month ago

        Haven’t seen these in Aus either. I wanna grab it tho

    • Rothe@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 month ago

      I think you can safely assume this a very Americentric thread.

  • Sal@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 month ago

    This woman is a fucking poet lmao

  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 month ago

    I just saw these for the first time at my state fair. They did indeed attach a wooden cow above it, and these were the udders.

  • notsure@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 month ago

    …mmm, udders…

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 month ago

  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 month ago

    Hell yeah! Deutschland!

  • tamal3@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 month ago

    I want to see a video of it in use.

Microblog Memes@lemmy.world

microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !microblogmemes@lemmy.world

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

  • !whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
  • !curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.88K users / day
  • 5.3K users / week
  • 9.21K users / month
  • 21.4K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 9.72K subscribers
  • 2.77K Posts
  • 76.4K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Ready! Player 31@lemmy.world
  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
  • needanke@feddit.org
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org