I have neither, what would I do?
Try a SQL injection attack
Try :() :;:
My Instagram handle is '); DROP TABLE AccountNames;–
“N/A” is the correct answer unless your account happens to be under your real name. “Fuck you, try and find it” is what you should be thinking.
I was so proud when I read about teenagers who have a named social account and their “secondary” real account, because their schools required access to track them.
I recently attempted to apply for a job and they wanted a link to my LinkedIn page. Fair enough, but then they also had another spot for “Website” that was mandatory to fill in, and it would not allow me to continue with the application until I had a legit website in there, and it wouldn’t accept the same link as my LinkedIn page that I’d already used in the space above, so I just gave up. Fuckers.
Use https://example.com/ lol
But, yeah, it’s gotten ridiculous. No one wants to work, though…
Avoid use in operations.
Damn! I wanted to use it.
bit.ly that redirects to LinkedIn?
Put in a random github page and explain in the interview.
What the Hell happens if you have neither?
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Either you:
- panic and stop the application because you’re a literal child
- you stop the application like an an adult because because of the red flag this is
- you write in “no” or “I don’t use them” like an adult
- or you provide your information like a child because you’re incapable of even the slimmest act of defiance.
“I have no social media because I devote all my free time to my job.”
Jfc
Looking forward to the day I’m unemployable for not having those accounts instead of just for being really easy to find out I’m a communist
I live in California. This is illegal.
I lived in a “purple” city and constantly dealt with illegal application requests.
Its only illegal if companies actually get punished. But nah, not when you have a man in the white house who can touch little girls and gargle presidential balls and nothing happens.
Let’s be very clear: only one of those two sexual acts is illegal. The other one is just hilarious proof that we live in the most stupid timeline.
Ah thanks for clarifying. I noticed I did write it that way implying the throating a president is against the law. My mistake. Knob jobs on politicians when done consensually is alright in my book.
This is the type of thing you get 40$ randomly from by signing up for the class action
Someone use ai for good so we can auto apply to all class actions
put “logout” in these forms and watch them logout from their account
lmao this is genius
What if you don’t have an account?
I don’t even have a TikTok account, lol.
You shouldn’t have an Instagram account, either. Meta is more evil than Google.
A decade ago I would’ve agreed. Now I’m not too sure there’s enough difference to be significant.
I mean the second part of your comment. Obviously I agree with not having an IG lol
These are evil companies, but I am curious what metric you’re using to say one is worse than the other when their objectives and methods are similar.
Then you are not qualified for this job
Have one just in case
I love (read: hate) the ones that have a lengthy survey, full of questions and repeats to gauge your priorities by forcing you to choose one thing over another. Ive gotten such gems as, “Would you rather: 1) ensure that customers leave satisfied and happy; or 2) have a good work-life balance?”
How to legally discriminate against anyone above the age of 40?
Or under the age of 25. Nobody is voluntarily signing up for Instagram in the modern era. Hell, even TikTok is getting past its prime.
They might as well be demanding my Spotify Playlist.
As someone under 25, this is bullshit. I’m the only person my age I know that doesn’t use Instagram
i think you’re severely overestimating how discerning most zoomers are about social media
Yeah, that sounds insane. Everyone knows those platforms are selling your data. I don’t think most young people are that stupid.
Yall are making playlists? I just add all songs to the liked and just hit skip until I find songs I’m in the mood for.
Or under the age of 25. Nobody is voluntarily signing up for Instagram in the modern era.
Ok this will make me sound 8,000 years old, but what social network are the kids these days using? TikTok exists, but that isn’t really a personal blogging site like Facebook, Myspace, Instagram, etc. What is the equivalent for Facebook for present day high school and college students? Is everyone just on discord?
I don’t think that people do that very much any more, since the medium has changed.
People don’t really do things like make blog posts as much as they used to.
Nobody does personal blogging. Well, except a few specific primates doing so on Xitter. And I’ve also seen some people with at least half a brain getting a domain and writing blogs there in hopes someone clicks on their link.
You’re reading blog to literally. Think how people traditionally use Facebook/Myspace, posting regular updates, photos from their life, etc, intended primarily for friends and family to see. What’s the equivalent of that for kids today?
None. It is no longer “cool” to post your entire life onto the internet. Source: I am a kid.
I mean, outside of posting a few pics of college events, I don’t think most of my friends post pictures to Instagram. Hell, some of them like me don’t even have Instagram/major social media anymore.
Before I left Insta, I didn’t even bother to follow friends/irl people I know
because I’d rather talk to them in person that shit’s dumb, I really only looked at memes, silly reels/vids, and fanart of stuff. Like 90% of Gen Z is only on social media for content and lols, not to update each other on their livesI talk to my friends in person. We share pictures of shit we do in life to each other in group chats, but 95% of what we do was done as a group anyway. We don’t really feel the need to let randos/online friends know every thing we’re doing all the time.
you have no idea how popular insta is if you think this is the case
You have no idea how many people still use dial-up internet. shrug
It’s still pigeonholed to a generational cohort.
Data harvesting disguised as a job application
N/A
N/A
And it’s required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?
Sadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.
You’re on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither
At least I’m not on the Epstein list.
Oddly enough that’s leadership material in 21st century
Honestly if you aren’t being watched by at least 9 letters worth of agencies, you’re boring
I’d just write “none”
