This is how all Bri’ish speak
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Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.
Nor do bagboffers and whopnicks.
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Pfffft. And all Americans say ‘boddle of wadder’.
Are you the
Buh’oh ah wa’ah
Or
Bah’ol ah wa’er
Or
Bo’el a wo’ah
Type of English?I speak the Queen’s English (I haven’t downloaded the update yet), so I’m more of a ‘bottle of water’ sort of English. Must be because I’m posh.
Ah, RP, so
Bottol of wotta
to me they sound like “buddle of woderr”
Crack head Geri
They have war drums.
Them thieving bastards
War Horse is all about war horse, like.
Españoles: “coge esa pistola”
Argentinos/Uruguayos: 😳😏🥵
My college Spanish can’t fail me… of course it just says “pick up that gun” and isn’t some sort of double entendre that I don’t understand
Your observations are correct.
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In Spain, “coger” is “to take”, and “pistola” is “pistol/gun”.
In Argentina/Uruguay, “coger” is slang/vulgarism for “to have sexual intercourse [with]”, while “pistola” is also slang for penis. Literally “fuck that cock” or “have sex with that penis”
Ah, so it’s kinda like “smoke a fag” in English / English (simplified)
never knew that
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You’ll be
gladpleased to hear that “concha” (“shell/conch”)…NSFW
…is also a very vulgar form of calling the female genitals (akin to “cunt”)
A common insult in Ar/Uy when you are really pissed off is “la concha de tu madre” (“your mother’s conch/cunt”)
hehe
Americans latching on to this, and then not batting an eye when their president acts like theres no L’s in ‘billions’.
“Beee’ins.” What a goblin.
Rent free lmao
also why is the “innit” there like what that’s not how that word is used
Innit tho
How else will readers know they’re Bri’ish innit
idomatically that’s exactly how it’s used - as one would say, “right?” “okay” “eh?” “feel me?” “dig?” “am I right?” “see?” “no?” at the end of a sentence in other epochs/cultures.
How does a british say “bloody nose” without swearing?
I think they call it a nosebleed. Or something ridiculous sounding, like an old red snooty boot.
We get nosebleeds, we give bloody noses
You don’t find a bloody nose just lying around, you must get them from somewhere.
Shouldn’t the title be bo’o’o’wo’ah?
u’ve got red on ye’ guvna!
you fukkin wot m8?!
swear on me mum…
“have”?
I think you mean'ave, mate, innit?You 'avin a giggle mate?
I like how they just made the British dog’s nose massive.
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Cheerio! It’s all fun and games until someone actually drops the ‘T’ and we realize we’re just talking in cursive. ☕️
I thought the joke was that the politicians all use coke at first.
