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My takeaway here is that there’s apparently a market out there hungry for Minotaur smut.
There’s a market out there for literally any kind of smut you can think of. It might be a small market, but there will be a market.
Hell there’s even a market for market based smut where craft markets are having anal sex with farmers markets while simultaneously having illicit affairs with stock markets. Everyone needs a little lovin’.
While the flea market watches from the corner.
Rule 34, basically
There’s a market hungry for smut about literary agents who reject manuscripts for Amazon prime printing being pounded up the butt by their own rejected manuscripts. If you can think it, Doctor Chuck Tingle has written it being pounded up the butt. I think that’s rule 34L
And small as it may be, you will get paid better for your minotaur smut than you will for all your non-smut writing combined.
An overwhelming amount of booktok/bookstagram (and their mentally challenged brother, bookbook, close relative of Moon Moon) is very much in love with e.g. Morning Glory Milking Farm.
WARNING: Look that book up at your own peril. You’ve been warned.
That was… diverting, thank you
From what I heard that book is actually surprisingly tame and wholesome
Compared to some dark romance? Sure. I mean, very, very few things will top the femur scene in
I Will Break You(the trigger warnings specifying “inappropriate use of thigh bone” were NOT joking), so compared, indeed tame.But for your average non-smut reader, there’s a lot of emphasis on… milking.
Though still not as full of smut as e.g. Kiss Of The Basilisk. Which is like, 98% pure porn.
You: ‘apparently’
Me, a furry for the last two decades: haha, yes, apparently, ha ha ha… haaaa…
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Morning Glory Milking Farm
For every single thing that exists or can be imagined, there is someone who wants to fuck it.
This is fantastic. Thanks for posting the reddit link, which has now been edited further:
EDIT 2: Apparently I also
owe an apology to the small (but vocal) contingent who really wanted this to be minotaur smut.I’m doing my part. Now get typing.Be the change you want to see in the world.
And the linked thread is basically a writing competition that the author is hosting with a $100 prize. The title is “Announcing the 2026 Beefhammer Prize For Excellence in Minotaur Erotica”. Lovely!
It’s cute that he thought “Gay Minotaur Sex” would be a brand new sentence somehow.
My sweet, sweet summer child…
No, no, no. The new sentence is that it does NOT have Minotaur sex
I didn’t even have to search much…
My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say “it”, because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called “Hot Toasted Love” or “Butter my Bread”.
Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole… Which is also fucked in a book most likely.
Is that Chuck Testa’s pen name?
I like the looks of that Ghost Raptor Seduction.
Any pole is a goal
I don’t understand what they were thinking
“The Staff: A Different Kind of RPG”, and the picture is a naked minotaur looking down at a topless buff dude.
You might as well have called it “The Really Big Dick: This Aint For Kids” and had the minotaur’s cock on the dude’s head. That’s the only way it could possibly have been any more suggestive.
That name too, ‘wild rabbit’. I’m mildly informed in zoology, and there is a reasons rabbits are known for a thing.
It implies a furry wrote it. Which only increases the chances our hero will be swallowing an all beef hot dog.
I wonder if this is some viral marketing campaign. Where it was intentionally made sexual to get people talking about “what it looks like”
Either way. I wouldn’t discard that artwork. It’s too good for what it is.
It says LITRPG, not RPG. LITRPG is a story genre.
(Edit: this is meant to be informative, not condescending. I hadn’t heard of that genre until semi recently.)
Ouch. Seriously, what was he thinking with that cover. Or the artist for that matter. Should have shopped it out to at least one friend and asked “based on the cover, what do you think this is about?”
I mean the name literally has “The Staff” in it!
This seems to be garnering a lot of attention. Maybe he knew exactly what he was doing.
‘oh no, I swear I was always totally innocent, stepbro…’
The Subtitle “A Different Kind of Litrpg” isn’t helping clarify The Staff isn’t an innuendo
Oh god, I’m launching! I’m launching!
He’s upset because everyone made the wrong assumption, it’s actually a story about a sentient staff that gets revenge for being used as a sounding rod for 30 years.
Revenge? One should be so lucky!
Well then judging by the title it’s about a group of coworkers?
Banging a minotaur, right?
Right? Right?
Yeah, they’re having a “white elephant” in the breakroom.
“Jason knew that this was beyond him. And some deep inside him rose. A deep knowing that he could take this the minataur. Sterlingly strong, the minataur stood with a knowing going in his eyes. This wasn’t his first rodeo. “Don’t fail me now” Jason thought as he gripped his staff ever tighter.”
“The minataur thrust himself at Jason. A tangled mess of limbs and horns, they jostled for position. Jason held the minataur’s head down by the horns. “I’ve got you now” as he moved to thrust his staff deep inside the … The world a twirl, Jason found himself on his back, lurching. Something gored him and the man-beast had struck the first blow. He had never felt anything like this before. The power. The grace. The yearning for release. He was no longer in control. When was the last time he wasn’t in control?”
Complete with the little spelling and grammar mistakes that such a novel would contain. Ahem, allegedly contain.
don’t think its gonna sell as good with a different cover. also “A NOVEL NOT ABOUT GAY MINOTAUR SEX?” should be its byline
I feel like I want to start minutar smut now
I’m not convinced that there isn’t a whole lot of gay minotaur sex in this book.
Why is the minotaur’s left “leg” purple and engorged?
There are three legs 😏
Why is one nipple bigger than the other? Modern mysteries.
I kinda see a bat’s face in the thumbnail
You need to include tags. I don’t read fanfic but they probably have a tag for sex-free writing. Assuming there is any.
