Don’t like parasocial corporate social media accounts but these were pretty funny.
Mini should probably start by test driving their cars.
They do. They aren’t built for you or me, given how several of them have caught fire in my city I think they are for the IRA.
Do we think this CEO fucks his employees too?
What even qualifies someone to be a CEO? Is it the MBA or whatever? I’ve been doing writing coach work for business majors and it’s just amazing how easy the work is. Imagine your term paper being “write a professional email.”
Maybe that’s why a lot of them think AI is the future. It can do their easy fucking bullshit of a job so they believe it can also do real work.
Ding ding
What the fuck is wrong with his face.
Does he know how to shave?
He looks like someone spray-painted his face while rolling past on a skareboard
That’s some serious McDicking around.
I’ve always considered McD’s to be the bottom of the barrel as far as fast food.
fast food is the bottom of the barrel
for me i consider McD average it isnt good nor bad.(mcflurry is good though, also it depends on the food)
but ofc there are better restaurantsWhich country are you from?
Here in Italy McDonald’s is top quality; probably the best American fast food.
the best American fast food.
Let me dig a hole for the bar you’re setting there.
I know. That’s why I said that’s super good for that horrible category. KFC is dirty and oily, Burger King is shit-tier both in speed and cleanliness, even though I think their hamburgers are the best
I’ve had McDonald’s in Italy and it’s the same cardboard taste there as it is elsewhere in Europe imo.
goes to Italy, eats at McDonalds.
McDonalds is easily the worst fast food out there, except for their breakfast, which is surprisingly decent. Their burgers are the worst in the biz.
If you think McDonalds represents the best, you should try Culver’s.
We don’t have Culver’s in Italy, that’s why I specified that.
And McDonald’s is different in Italy, both in their menu and the quality of the ingredients they use.
Sorry, I missed that you were from Italy. Perhaps McDonalds is better over there. In America? Not so much.
Yes, I tried it in the US and it was way worse. I’m not saying that the Italian one is delicious, but it’s still better than all the rest.
We don’t have many American fast foods in Italy anyway. McDonald’s, Burger King, a few KFC’s, very few Starbuck’s’ (about ~30 in all of Italy, mainly aimed at tourists and wanna be social media influencers) and less than a dozen Five Guys.
We also used to have some Domino’s Pizza but they all failed less than two years after they opened.
McDonald’s is the second best in that list too, after 5guys. KFC is straight up inedible half the time.
Dominos in Italy? That should be a crime.
“Perhaps Mcdonalds is better over there.”
Seriously? The US having much worse quality food, especially fast food, is common knowledge. How are you not aware of this? American fast food chains, and also other american food products, wouldn’t sell at all outside the US if they had the same barely edible quality as they do in the US. Many things wouldn’t even be legal to sell in much of the world because many ingredients and levels of quality are banned in most other countries, especially in Europe. It’s so odd to see anyone that doesn’t know this.
That’s cause they care about ya and want you to want them. They already raw dogged us.
there are a few worse regional chains (i know one that uses a fuckin inch of miracle whip on each burger. not even a reasonable amount but like an inch thick on every burger), but national chains yeah
That’s a dude that knows their food is literal poison.
It should be a rule, that a food executive is required to eat at least seven meals a week from the business they are running. Their attitude about food quality would fundamentally change.
The comments were hilarious, “like watching a gay man forced to have sex with a woman”.
He described the burger with the word gooeyness
Ew.
maybe this is the problem with public companies??
Well, I think the Big Arch is trash so I don’t fault him
All these CEO’s look like they came from Megan’s list
These are not intelligent people.
I get mad Succession vibes reading all this.
L to the O, G…
An intelligent person would look at that bank account and think “I never have to work another day in my life, why am I still here?”
This. This right here, if you can retire and don’t I hope you die before you get to enjoy it. What the fuck is wrong with them
Less lacking intelligence, more not a sociopath. These people are clearly very intelligent, they just lack ethics and have replaced it with greed.
There’s definately mental illness involved. Being a billionaire and continuing to want more is a symptom of something deeply wrong with them.
Transcript:
“Hello fellow humans. I shall soon commence sensory analysis of this new human food product. I SHALL INGEST THIS FOR MY MIDDAY REFUELLING. Let us scrutinise the product. It has dimensions which impress me. It has constituent components. I am able to identify some of them. I am inexperienced in eating this kind of human food product so must first determine an effective strategem for inserting it into my face hole. I shall now appear to consume a small sample. Yes, indeed that is a human food product. Only McDonalds could produce a distinctive human food product like this.”
kinda like zuckerborg trying to act human.
Just outside, smoking some meats is totally normal behavior.
- ingest *
Woopise. Thanks, I’ll change it. Though ‘in jest’ does seem appropriate.
No worries, I hated to see such a great joke ruined by one misspelled word.
I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.
Reminds me of this:
Director: Action.
Krusty: Hey, hey! It’s your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!
[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]
Director: And we’re clear.
[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]
Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
You can’t kill him if he’s wearing people clothing!
I think I swallowed some of the juice
Ribwich will no longer be made, as the animal from which it was made is now extinct.
" the RIBWICH! “I don’t mind the taste!”
How much money is being spent daily for a marketing team? Let them do their job and stay out of it. He didn’t even know what toppings are on the damn thing.
Elon Musk should have been enough of a warning to CEOs everywhere that being in the public eye is bad for business.
CEOs should be replaced by AI. They might actually make a good decision or two this way, and save the company tens of millions of dollars.
I highly doubt an AI agent that’s ready to suggest nuking everyone would make anything but the most extreme decisions to make more money. Like laughably evil shit like sending contaminated baby formula to 3rd world countries or knocking down governments to sell more bananas or reducing quality ingredients to the bare minimum that still technically qualifies as food… Oh wait I see your point now.
I highly doubt an AI agent that’s ready to suggest nuking everyone
That Nazi CEO swore up and down that we could inhabit Mars if we just nuked the crap out of it. AI doesn’t have the ability to come up with these kinds of statements on its own, which means that it was fed content with people already identifying nukes as a solution to anything.
The nuking issue is less of an off-the-rails Matrix kinda situation, and more of a “I learned it by watching our CEOs!”
AI can’t be held responsible when it hurts people though.
And CEOs are being held to account are they? Interesting…
At least it’s possible to hold a CEO accountable, we just aren’t. Putting a computer program in charge of any kind of management decision is a terrible idea.
Eh. It’s not as bad as people are making it out to be. Doesn’t really deserve attention
Yeah I was like “where’s the issue?”
Looks like a dude taking a bite out of a hamburger. Yeah he’s doing corpospeak over it but that comes with the job.
I find it funny that autism-central is raking this guy over the coals for being socially awkward
Seriously. He took a normal size bite for someone who doesn’t want to get messy. The internet is acting like he needs to take a tv commercial sized mega bite to oversell how good the burger is.
Dude is clearly just a tidy awkward human and the internet is convinced that means the food is bad
that doesn’t mean the food is goos either, McDonalds and fast food in general are by definition bad
Nah, it was weird and tiny
i mean, the food is bad by several measures. But I agree that it’s just a normal bite for a guy who doesn’t want to deal with getting messy on camera. It probably tastes good.
I’ve had the big Arch when it was in Canada, there’s a reason that it’s not on our menu anymore.
