may this lesson improve your hygiene
Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that’s coming.
Capsaicin is non-soluble in water and basically doesn’t wash off.
Neither are oils, that’s why you use soap to wash. People don’t become spicy for life after touching peppers
Ok, I have an experiment for you. Go touch some really hot chili peppers, then wash you hands. With soap. Three times, if you like. Then rub your eyes. Then tell me that felt absolutely fine. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
I made a dish with habenaro in it, and quite a few. Washed my hands a few times during the cooking process after I finished handling the peppers. Then I went to the bathroom and had a rude awakening.
I saw a vid from Gordon Ramsey that using freshly squeezed limes to rinse your hands works against the spicy.
And after that, he’s gonna go back to eating again
They probably didn’t come though.
stop being weird they prolly just peed… 😐
me about to
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The solution in the title is a good way to get a yeast infection.
prolly a kink of some type
Fun fact, ginger root works great
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Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?
I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂
I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.
It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.
But you did right to check, for… um, science
FUUUUCK.
I can feel this one.
eyo one time, I was shaking chicken wings in habanero sauce and went to take a piss without washing my hands. I only made that mistake once.
And then theres me…using hot sauce as lube.
One of my partners more or less did this once and sent me a pic of their dick in a glass of milk lol
Had a friend who did this with poison ivy. I’m still laughing decades later just thinking about it.
Yet again foreskin havers are winning
Wouldn’t the extra sensitivity make it more likely to feel irritation on the head when you touch it? As long as it doesn’t get in the pee hole, I wouldn’t expect it to feel like anything, especially because the spice itself isn’t spicy but only gets that way after reacting with water. So I’d expect foreskin to be more likely to trap some moisture to activate it, too.
This is the kind of stuff J.H. Kellogg was inventing corn flakes for!
That miserable cunt would have been more likely to grab that chicken sandwich from your hands, add the spice to soaps so it always hurts to masturbate, and insist you eat something specifically made to taste as bland and boring as possible. Followed by getting his soap company hostilely taken over because his business partner realizes he’s a fucking idiot that a) one shouldn’t be in business with and b) is too focused on puritanical bullshit to prevent a hostile takeover.
And enemas, for when you’ve already made a mistake
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