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As someone who has actually had to service gear inside an equinox data center I’ll tell you this: mostly unstaffed yes but more secure than a bank. I had I think six layers of security to get through including badge readers, man traps, palm scanners and combination locks.
You’d be amazed what a determined meth addict with a crowbar can do.
The new ones for AI etc. are nowhere near a bank level security.
Pretty easy to knock a hole in a concrete slab wall and have full access to the goods if somebody wanted too.
Looking at them I’m not even sure you’d need to break concrete, I’m pretty certain they’re thin wall steel construction. A circular saw would make a nice doorway.
The amount of dust that would get poured into the room would almost certainly set off the fire suppression system, sucking the oxygen out of the room within 30 seconds of activation and suffocating anyone left inside.
Can you suck oxygen out of a room with a massive hole in it?
That’s a no.
Also the fire suppression systems usually dump gases like nitrogen, argon, CO2 etc toreduce the O2 percentage in a room. They also don’t work as well with a venting hole. A mask with a small O2 container like they use for climbing is recommended.
What is a man trap?
The thing you avoid by driving a stolen car into the outside wall.
Apparently this:
Mantrap: “Fool, no man can escape me!”
Eowyn: pulls off her helmet
So an airlock?
Basically, but man traps are not usually airtight or even have a pressure differential. Usually just a room that can only be opened externally and only one exit can be opened at a time.
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What I’m reading is “bring a bottle jack” and just pry the thing in half.
“My voice is my passport, verify me.”
Also don’t tell anyone about huge amounts of ram sticks that you can easily get out by hundreds.
They aren’t DIMMs so basically no resale value. Only usable for data center servers.
Then they need to be freed as a whole to become data centers of the people, run by the people.
There are Chinese back-alley workshops already lifting the NAND modules from them and installing them on standard DIMM modules.
DRAM*
NAND is what (some) SSDs use.
Probably ECC unfortunately
Unfortunately? The unregistered stuff works in most AMD boards. You can trade the GPUs for a car strait up. Or the whole blade for a house.
And dont forget the copper cables lining the walls, powering the systems. Absolute treasure trove in there.
I heard of a guy who not only sold the copper but also the palladium and gold and made a fortune. Now he drives a Mercedes.
I’d do it for a Ford.
Shit, if they’re as noisy as I hear some of the AI ones are, I’d do it for some god damn peace and quiet.
I’d do it for one of Crazy Vaclav’s fine automobiles.
I don’t know how legit this is, but I heard that datacenters also where people store their catalytic converters when they change to electric vehicles.
Shhh! They’re gonna find out that every server rack contains one T206 Honus Wagner card to function.
Is that where the cat distribution system stores them before giving them to cars? It’s way too complicated for me to understand
Must be how they use so much water, too. Makes perfect sense.
(Seriously under the hood of a bolt the only interesting thing there that isn’t sealed in a metal box is three separate cooling fluids plus washer fluid. Just so much fluid.)
It’s a small step from “robotic guard dogs,” to “armed robotic guard dogs.”
https://fortune.com/2026/03/17/robot-dog-patrols-data-centers-ai-infrastructure-buildout/
You know how much gold and platinum is in a robot attack dog? Free ammo too!
And teeth. They’re full of teeth
Teeth will be the currency of the apocalypse.
My money is on the crackheads with facepaint and sledge hammers
crackheads with face
paintlemon juice
Seriously just gotta give the crackheads a slingshot, some rags and a bucket of paint and that dog is blind
Absolutely should not tell people that fire is its weakness, and damaging data centers hurts insurance companies more because of equipment replacements, and rebuilding structures costs + manpower and whatnot.
Don’t fire them until after you’ve taken the ram
Uh, or not I am too high to backwards words that
The fire suppression system uses inert gas, it won’t damage the equipment.
they’re also filled with gpus…
screw gpus, ram, you want the ram
Por que no los dos?
No, you can load up a couple of clusters like 2 to 5 in a pickup, a cluster of 8 in a rack is about a small fridge, but worth 300-400k and easily resealable.
A commom mistake bank robbers make is that they take more gold than they can carry, stuff is heavy. I feel GPUs are similar in their value to weight ratio, RAM is much lighter and easier to take a lot of. Imagine the value of a backpack full of GPUs vs one full of RAM sticks.
You’re probably right that the value density of RAM sticks is better… But NVidia B300 GPUs are still ~$45,000 each. A backpack full is still quite a lot of money.
Wow, that’s a lot of money! That brings the $/kg ratio much closer to RAM than I thought.
I think the lower density of gpus vs bars of gold would help you avoid that specific mistake…(you’ll run out of room in your inventory before you get overencumbered)
Not gaming GPUs though.
Anyone know how much ram is in one of those security dogs?
Enough to sell.
Enough to buy a teaser to farm more efficiently
The staff wont stop you but if you arent familiar with how to isolate electrical equipment with more than one source of power you might get yourself killed.
RIP local sexpot.
this was such an incredible skit. one for the ages
Ok… Half serious question… Gold: definitely, silver: maybe don’t know exact uses but I could see it but palladium? Where in a data center would that be used? Maybe if they have a fancy backup power generator with a silencer on the exhaust.
That said value of gold vs value of copper would probably be close despite the cost per gram because of pure quantity of copper in a data center.
The DCs where my stuff is stored? You’re not getting in. It’s just not happening.
Right?
I’m responsible for a bunch of systems in there - inclusibg specialized hardware - and I’m not allowed anywhere near it.
I’ve seen it once or twice, by special permissin only, and with an escort.
Whoever thought of the meme probably doesn’t work in tech. A brand-new AI datacenter is not going to be left unguarded. Doubly so if there’s government data being stored or processed within it.
I’m not allowed anywhere near it.
I’ve seen it once or twice, by special permissin only, and with an escort.
Exactly this. We’re in places with concrete tank traps out front and retina scanners and guards behind the glass and all that craziness – but aside from the tank traps it’s all second-hand info from one of the 4 people I know - of thousands - who can actually go onsite and get in. If he doesn’t send the change request beforehand, and it’s all approved and whatnot, the guards will NOT enable the door. No tools in/out, no 3rd-party media out, etc.
Like, really, man, no one’s getting in. I guess that means I get downvotes; I dunno.
Isn’t that kind of assuming that people trying to get in would be following all security protocols?
That’s a real DC, not a cheap AI powerhouse.
