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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

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Fancy pants

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • Andrew Beveridge@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    Ah yes, the socioeconomic background “British”

    • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world
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      innit?

      • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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        10 days ago

        U wot, m8?

      • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world
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        wow, another BBD name!

        • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world
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          Wait until BakedBeanDude shows up.

  • dewritoninja@pawb.social
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    A beef wellington in the format of a corndog would be so good

    • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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      Just put a beefy skewer through it. Done lol

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    Dear Americans, corn dogs would be better without that stick in the middle.

    • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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      But then what will I gnaw on like a beaver in order to collect the final, crispy fragments?

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      Way ahead of ya

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        genius

    • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      Someone never learned how to pull out.

    • VinegarChunks@lemmus.org
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      I bet you eat your pizza with a knife and fork

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        better than with pineapple

        • Omega@lemmy.world
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          Pineapple is great. Might as well complain about mushrooms on pizza.

          • NannerBanner@literature.cafe
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            You don’t eat mushrooms on pizza because you don’t think their flavor meshes with pizza.

            I don’t eat mushrooms on pizza because their flavor is fucking nasty.

            We are not the same.

      • nightlily@leminal.space
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        That would be Germans in my experience.

      • stormdelay@sh.itjust.works
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        I generally eat burgers with fork and knife

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Like, on the bun? So you eat sandwiches with fork and knife? The fuck?

          • stormdelay@sh.itjust.works
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            Well a sandwich usually contains its insides way better than a burger, and is also usually not taller than my mouth. Bit harder to cut into a baguette than a soft bun, as well

    • PrejudicedKettle@lemmy.world
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      I disagree

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        I diss a brie

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      And while we’re at it, where is the corn ?

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        In the breading, it uses corn flour.

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        It only becomes visible when you poop

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    Beef wellington also just a sauceless hot pocket.

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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      And a hot pocket is just a savory double-stuff poptart.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        And a pop tart is just two pieces of drywall with some jam in the middle

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    I’m going to start calling corn dogs Redneck Beef Wellington.

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    Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      The price of lips and assholes has been pretty stable.

      • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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        This is so not true. Oh wait. Are we talking about pigs?

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          Whatever species we are putting into extinction with Sonic’s corndogs.

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      I took my wife and two kids out to Taco Bell and it cost me $50. That shit is criminal

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        In a high cost of living area that’s like seven spicy potato soft tacos each!

        Not that the kids’ appetites will be driven by that small line of text on the menu board… (also this reminds me of people who have a no soda policy for the family so they can go out to eat and consistently save like three dollars a person)


        My favorite part of modern eating is gating the best deals behind a spyware app so presumably they can sell your data (to your health insurer or something, when the next CEO decides they need a boost)

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          I constantly thank my parents in spirit, because fuck saying it to their hateful maga faces, for the no soda thing. I have seen far too much evidence for soda’s addictive qualities in my patients, and the prices at the store are simply insane. I’m sure the water only life I live is at least partly responsible for the lack of waist ballooning that seems common among my coworkers.

          • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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            The life less carbonated!

            (Sorry I did just assume your [generic-]Sodastream preference) 😉

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              I don’t think I have ever made enough to afford the house you’d need for a sodastream to look right in it.

      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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        I feel like modern fast food is more for people without kitchens or avoid cooking almost entirely.

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        Learn to avoid combos, bring your own cup for drink. My taco bell trips are $4-5 without the app.

        I always have a cup in my car, and I’ll swing by and fill up with a drink if I want. I don’t pay for it.

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          Usually I don’t care if you steal from a corporation, but I wouldn’t do it if my family or kids are involved.

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            I don’t with family/kid, but my example still stands. Meals don’t need to be $15-20/person. He’d rather get 2 tacos and a steam game than an extra burrito.

            Drinks I fill up when I’m alone, usually during the workday. Not lately though, trying to quit soda.

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      Remember when tacos at Taco Bell were under $1?

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      Damn, I remember about a decade ago when the deal was fifty cent corn dogs. My coworker looked at me like I was insane when I got $10 worth.

      I think I ended up giving away like 6 of them.

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    An all beef frank wrapped in pastry and air fried would basically be the middle ground

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      So basically beef sausage pigs in a blanket?

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      That’s a sausage roll.

      ETA: I prefer pork in my sausage rolls. I actually made pork fennel and apple sausage rolls today for tomorrow’s monthly birthday breakfast at work. They’re my favourite, and always a hit.

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      Cost about the fucking same in Canada these days. Never thought I’d stop eating meat paste tubes because they cost too much.

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    Its just cordonbleu

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      Oh so the cordonblue is basically a chicken/cheese style-frikandelbroodje?

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        Don’t you hate it when you leave your chicken breast on the table for a moment, and someone knocks it up?

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        I did eat one in Zürich on a stick. And i kid you not, it was better on a stick

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          More proof that the corndog is peak snackfood, whatever way you look at it. Easy to eat because on a stick, low risk for spoilage because its made of 100% garbage, easy to cook because you just deepfry, good with sauce, good without sauce. Man, I love corndogs.

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            Everythings better on a stick

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      Will you cordonbleu my hotdog?

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      Chicken cordon bleu is fucking awesome

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    The bread is just in the way of the beef IMO.

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      It’s like a prank. Aw man, bread for dinner against?! Then the kids cut in and there’s a meat inside.

  • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world
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    This is the wrong community for this specific content. You should be posting this in the Lemmy Truthpost community.

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    A gentrified hotdog.

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    It’s all in the duxelles

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    Nice!

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    Thanks now I want a corndog

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      And now I have Jennifer Coolidge in my head…

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