For anyone wondering, the exercises are the front squat, overhead press, clean and jerk, and snatch. Source: tightest girl I ever fucked was a competitive olympic lifter. Will be chasing that high the rest of my life
Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!
Knowing futurama that thing inside of her
Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.
She snapped multiple condoms off
Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
and snatch.
I’ll bet
All of those require significant core stabilization and pelvic floor muscles get activated at the same time, it might be even arguable that those are core muscles as well.
So basically years of intense core work should do the trick.
For positive encouragement for anyone coming across this comment, there’s a thing called coregasm aka having an orgasm from flexing the core muscles. Women are more likely to experience it.
On one hand, I think this is a fair assessment.
In the other, I’ve fucked runners, yoga instructors, climbers, acrobats, bodybuilders, surfers, and plenty of casual lifters. No one else comes close. my hypothesis is that lifting really heavy forces the core to engage with maximum strength - which is not an effect you get even with other forms of exercise traditionally considered highly core-intensive.
I’m split as to whether a powerlifter would see the same effect. On one hand, heavy weight should induce the core to maximally tighten. On the other, I wonder if there is something special in catching a heavy weight in the deep squat position that would create an even greater degree of core and pelvic floor engagement.
But there’s the difference. All but the casual lifters and bodybuilders don’t come anywhere near close enough core stabilization that’s required for competitive level Olympic lifts. Casual lifters usually don’t get anywhere near human limitations, that includes core strength as well and bodybuilders focus on specific physique and usually abs should be visible, but not that overdeveloped. Meaning those aren’t as strong as competitive level Olympic lifter.
Though good point, you’d need to test this theory out with competitive powerlifters and strongman(women) competitors as well. Both use free weights which does require significant amounts of stabilization, strongman(women) competitors would probably have comparable core strength as they do unconventional lifts, which requires more stabilization than powerlifting.
Damn.
Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?
You can do a dick pushup
But just the one.
Recovery time between sets is enormous.
Cock push-ups?
Helps hold your pee in longer.
Also maybe last longer, but the hold your pee is probably more applicable.
Or cut it off midstream
4 Exercises That’ll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine
Turd Guillotine
that’s my cousin
Playing this Saturday night at the worst bar in town.
Watch that movie for the first time last night. Good movie.
I’ve met guys who could tighten up so much it was very uncomfortable, pls don’t
From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?
You get a more stable and controllable boner
Mach 10 boner
I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.
Almost the same, was able to identify the problem and do some home… anti-excersices and I’m doing so much better now. The idea of a tight pussy might be fun, and sure if it’s a one time thing it is a lot of fun for the one who penetrates… But to live with and to be with in a longer relationship? No fun, for neither. Causing pain when it should be pleasure is not ideal.
As the one who penetrates: one that gets tight while orgasming is much more fun than one that’s constantly tight.
I’m sorry that sounds awful. Not the same but I’ve started having prostate spasms and those are fucking horrible
I know a guy with those, they stop all the fun and fast! All the best to you!
What’s a prostate spasm? Sudden projectile shits?
Intense pain around your taint. It gets to the point that I can’t move or think when it happens, and it is triggered by “stuff” moving through my bowels so usually it makes me want to take an urgent shit while I’m immobile and in agony
So… do you end up taking an urgent shit?
Yeah, the only way other than muscle relaxers to get it to calm down
This is real. Spasms at the entrance hole.
death by snu-snu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
VAGINA DENTATA!! VAGINA DENTATA!!!
That was possibly the raddest gadget in Snowcrash.
Does it work for men as well?
Actually, yes. Kegel/pelvic floor exercises can make your erection stronger, help treat premature ejaculation, help treat ED, and even make your penis bigger by increasing bloodflow. Plus treating incontinence and potentially improving prostate health.
Just squeeze the muscle you use to stop the flow of urine for 1 second on, one second off until 20 minutes is easy. Then increase the squeeze duration by 1 second and repeat.
It’s also great to incorporate into ab exercises as it also causes you to contract the abs in the pubic region.
Or, if you listen to music a lot, squeeze to the beat. I often do mine listening to music in the shower if I didn’t do an ab workout.
If you get muscles strong enough, you can also basically stop an orgasm by relaxing the muscles. If you time it really carefully, you can even ejaculate a decent amount without ever going over the edge. Helpful for when you’re trying to hit the 21 per month ejaculation target for prostate cancer risk reduction, but orgasming too frequently might ruin your chances of rising to the occasion with a partner (happens to me because prozac).
4 exercises that make your dick so tight it becomes a sounding guillotine?
It’s surprising what you can fit in a urethra with lube, patience and determination
Note: if it hurts, don’t do it. Discomfort is one thing, but pain is something else altogether
I haven’t read the article but: kegels
You can probably tighten your anus the same way I guess
Do not recommend. I can’t get anything into mine without a lot of effort. :(
But why would you want to do that?
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Off with my head!
uses axe to decapitate HeHoXa
…what?
I guess I may have gotten a little ahead of myself.
Should really head off such jokes.
Guess I’m gonna head out.
blargh I’m dead
Fitgirls@fedinsfw.app for the win
my client interprets this as a mailto link lmao
As it should. I think they forgot the
!at the beginning that is used to indicate that it is a Lemmy community.Lemme try
I know what you were referring to, but in my head I read this as you being a lawyer who someone hired to shit post for them on the Internet lol.
I like my version better
o, La LA!
4 exercises that will make your dick so hard it can tear open any of her orifices. /s
Only disgusting trash people like this shit.
Okay, but that’s also funny. Both are funny.
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