Pah, dudes give better hand jobs anyway 😎
This is objectively transphobe
Uhh no, I’m just jerking a tgirl off and getting jerked by a tgirl.
Not my gf, but eh, still good.
And I must admit I love that dude.
Dude, you’re supposed to hate yourself, you’re the same gender as yourself, so loving that person is gay!
And y’know what? He’s absolutely great at them, and I deeply appreciate him.
Wait, we must have the same dude!
He’s had a LOT of practice
Thank you off-brand skeletor!
Wrong. My hand doubles as Jennifer Lopez. She likes tacos and burritos.
Ben Affleck has entered the chat.
This sounds like something a christian fundamentalist would say, to stop the youth from masturbating.
Awfully cisnormative for a Pride post
Inverse if you are a girl, everytime you masterbate you’re getting fingered by a girl
me, a lesbian: awwwww yeah finally gettin some from a girl 😎
What if I’m nonbinary, tho?
There’s wood in them their hands!
Inside you are two wolves.
Both of them are gay.
Nah my hand just identifies as a women during it 🫡
False
-tto?
Yeah, kind of weird to have an LGBTQ+ pride post forget the T.
Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao
Got 'em.
Yeah, but he’s sooo good at it.
He’s ugly but he’s cheap.
