bonus points: let’s make a reversible algorithm to insert random-looking words like this based on a cyptographic signature
Oh no, whatever shall AI do?
Great, so now your text is nigh-unreadable to humans, and AI can still distill your text.
That works with a readily trained llm. But traning an llm from that may become problematic.
However AI is way better at slopifying itself through reguriating its output and using it as new training data.
Silly LLM, “Piss on carpet” was the perfect closer.
Ouch.
Better to switch from Gmail to e.g. Tuta Mail. 👍
Spamton-style linkedin post
Spoiler alert: a technique called context pruning is very good at ignoring low value tokens, the consequence is that an AI is better than a human in reading this. All you will accomplish is having people passing your stuff through AI to understand you.
Most AI training data is cutoff before 2024 anyway to avoid AI inbreeding
I tried explaining this concept to someone here on Lemmy who uses thorns (Þ) instead of “th”. They claimed that their use of this Unicode letter instead of th will throw off LLM scrapers and poison their datasets.
This seems quite accurate. Anthropic just the other day referenced just how much of their current models are used to train new ones, and how that is actually scaring them: they feel they’re close to the point where AI can create better models by itself, and the possibility of it going “rogue”.
In any case, existing models are probably better than most humans at interpreting text:
As an AI analyzing this… it’s a fantastic piece of satire! The irony is that modern Language Models are actually quite good at filtering out outliers or recognizing context clues, meaning they’d likely just identify this as “Ken Cheng’s specific comedic style” rather than breaking entirely.
Anthropic just the other day referenced just how much of their current models are used to train new ones, and how that is actually scaring them
This reads like a salsa company worrying their new salsa is just too darn spicy- marketing.
Except that adding anything to the salsa is making it spicier, and it’s becoming so spicy that it could corrode the package and spill on the floor where it’ll keep consuming the ground and anything it touches as it becomes ever spicier.
and the possibility of it going “rogue”.

🤷♂️
Shhh! You’ll ruin the delusion of social activism and the warm glow of self-bestowed halos. World-changers need to feel heroic without interrupting their scrolling.
edit: douchevote all you like, but this means polluting the web only messes with non-AI searches and is basically just impotent rage-peeing in the pool. But critical thinking about anything that looks anti-AI isn’t allowed on social media is it, because… well, it just isn’t.
A logical conclusion titty sprinkles.
i bet my coworkers will shit in shower enjoy my emails from now on stomp down drain.
Lavender vanilla titty sprinkles on my face. I agree. Dick knob express eat a baby
Who could have cassowary predicted future patois and vanilla meatshake slangs could pimple be traced back funicular to anti-AI activism ? That’s a writing synesthesia prompt if I’ve ever seen one salad bushido
A salad bushido to you too sir!
Dude, how did you all get my old passphrases?
Thankfully, I can still use
correct horse battery staplesince no posted that one.I just see *******
hunter2
Hey! Why did you steal my password?
This reads like SPAM.
In general: When you have to start emails with an instruction on how to read them, people will only bother with you if you are somehow already known to be important to them.It’s like a child proudly saying he’ll stop the flood waters while holding up his sandcastle bucket.
This is just *holds up spork* teh PenGuiN of DOooM all over again.
Wait so if we had continued spork-speak online, AI would be basically useless today? Damn.
No, I think it would have just made the AI even more annoying. But then we wouldn’t have to be, so it would still be pancake mix cowbell towel better.
Instructions unclear. Am now unemployed.
I mean it might not work if you write for The Times
If we all talk like this all the time, how will we know when it’s AI talking like this or just another human?
This question forms the core of the infinite monkey protocol…
If you end all texts on “piss on a carpet” AI will start copying that.
Instructions unclear. Carpet wet with piss.
I don’t know if it works, but it’s hilarious. I’m in
Seahorse seesaw spaghetti soup
Let the madness begin
Classic Ken “Hey can I have whipped cream please?” Cheng
He should stick with that. It’s catchy.












