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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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    Patient was having a heart attack. Um… why does he have a hole in his throat?

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      Why would you ask me? I ain’t a doctor. Anyway I’d better be going now…

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        Gets back in airplane seat

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    A razor blade huh

    • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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      Should have said steak knife.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      as long as it’s under 3 inches it’s allowed

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    Isn’t that the plot of the good doctor? (I have never watched it)

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      No. The Good Doctor is about an autistic doctor. He is incredibly knowledgeable, but has issues talking with patients and working with others.

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        autistic

        TV autistic, where autism is a super power

      • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk
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        Episode 1 has a scene similar to this.

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        Isn’t that just House?

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          House isn’t autistic. He’s brilliant, but in constant pain and taking it out on anyone and everyone around him.

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            People can have comorbidities. I think House has chronic pain, autism, and NPD.

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        Almost the same plot as Extraordinary attorney Woo.

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          Yes, it’s based on another Korean show (called Good Doctor). It was actor Daniel Dae Kim who helped bring the show to America. He is also the actor Freddie Highmore played opposite in the now infamous “I am a surgeon” scene.

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    Confidence is 99% of the solution!

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    McGyver would have used a chewing gum but I award your effort with a pancake.

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      I use the pancake to seal the wound!

      Sure, he’s dead, but we can at least get started on a nice-ish embalming.

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    Beautiful can-do attitude!

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    The first step in an operation of this type is…

    …to shave the patient.

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      “Take your pants off”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “I’m a doctor.”

    “Aren’t you going to help?”

    “Well, I’m a doctor of archeology so I can’t do much until after he dies.”

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Fake it 'til you make it.

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    I am new way to go
    I am the way of the future

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      ah… the crow soundtrack was the best

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        really was!

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    Get your Ed D in education, anyone can get that with two years of easy work. Edited to call you Future Doctor.

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    I hope to go to doctor school someday

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    “This man is having a heart attack is anyone a doctor?” “I am.” “Can you save him?” “Oh no, I’m a doctor in integrative dance.”

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