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[several transfems are typing…]
Can it do tops too?
Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.
What if I just have a nibble?
I remember Snow White a little differently from this
I’m not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful. Imagine it felt like that every time.
No, I’m positive I want that.
I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao
I’ve never heard someone say that before. Why would you want one but not the other, if you don’t mind my asking?
Hello! I’m not the person you asked but I figured I’d throw in my experience.
In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.
But everyone’s experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don’t feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.
Well, you could still pee standing up.
my dude, the she-wee has existed since, uh, plastic. maybe only as long as women have served in the military.
Not a very common thing to find in the wild.
i bet if you plucked a pitcher plant it would work
Yeah like is there an artificial flavour I can try? Also someone attached to the birth kit
Trans lifehack
Was about to ask where to find some, asking for a friend of course
But it would make you a nullo?
Shouldn’t it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.
I imagine it’d be more like the kind of removal one gets from other natural causes, like frostbite or a bloodclot. I.e. painful and necrotic
you left out snake and pumabite
Free orchidectomy and penectomy? Where are these apples found? Asking for a friend
free castration
No negatives you say?
Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?
How could one fund an orchard to provide these for free to transfem women?
And conservative men.
I don’t believe in hurting anyone who has the potential to be converted into anarchist allies.
But what others do, is up to them but I only suggest that those nearest to the top are those least likely to be converted.
That’s basically where I was going with the joke, anyway. I’m hoping this could be the change they need to reassess their life and join the human race.
i mean, yeah i got you were joking. one of my firmest morals is that people have the right to choose what they put in their bodies and in order to do that they have to know what they are putting in it and what it will do. but like, woooooo this apple is going to forcefemme you is kinda funny.
Lol exactly
Wait wait wait hold up
An apple a day keeps the doctor away…because now the doctor is too depressed to go to work and be a doctor…
My sister would love these.
If mine fell off, I would make a device to keep it alive so I could play with it when ever I wanted to. Plus now that’s detached you could toss it around, let her borrow it for a few nights or let her use it in the shower. Lots of good things could be coming from this. We just don’t see it because we haven’t been in this position before.
Wow, almost forgot about this one.
Hilarious!
WifiDICK
it didn’t say they died. it just say they fall off.
Wow, I’d love to try…
holdup
