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Operation enduring algae

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  • Reygle@lemmy.world
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    So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

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      MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.

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      I don’t think the AI that was prompted to create their image knows that’s from a movie.

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        It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages. Jesus !@#%^ing christ
        https://www.reddit.com/r/90s/comments/1072edo/hmm/

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          You can say fuck on the internet

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          Fuck off with this meaningless aggression! Toxicity breeds toxicity.

          • Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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            Fuck off with that foul retort! Being toxic in response to toxicity is toxic! That makes you DOUBLE TOXIC!

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              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

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              Toxic like that fucking Algae?

              • Vegafjord oakframer@lemmy.ml
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                Algea is DOUBLE toxic!!

              • snoons@lemmy.ca
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                Did someone say fucking algae?

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              Fuck off with the fucking off yer making it TRIPLE TOXIC and our toxic budget is already blown!

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          It’s not AI it’s an image that’s been floating around the internet used in memes/shitposts for ages.

          Oh okay.

          Jesus !@#%^ing christ

          ??? You’re angry at someone for not knowing everything?

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            No, just fed up with the state of things.

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              That’s definitely not how it came across to me (and apparently, several other people).

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    The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(film)

    Time is a flat circle

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    anyone with a real degree in microbiology would know that you cant keep microbes in those little glass balls with little to no oxygen

    this is green dye

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      see they even fucking admit it! green die! the left are fucking nuts!!!

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      this is literally just a photoshopped/dyed wind chime LOL

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        no, it’s either a screenshot from - or an AI replication of - the 1996 movie “The Rock” starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in which the depicted item is a dirty bomb / chemical weapon poised to wipe out San Francisco using Alcatraz as a base of operations.

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          I’m not sure it’s AI. There are people who build screen-accurate prop replicas as a hobby. Here’s a post by a guy who made a version of the beads. https://www.therpf.com/forums/threads/the-rock-vx-gas-build.332887/

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          I just assumed this gas station/liquor store was selling anal bead strings…

          Edit: upon closer inspection, those are hardware cabinets, not shelves stocked with cigarettes. My mistake.

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        Ah yes, wind chimes. That was my first thought.

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      Will this turn the frogs green?

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        Hopefully. Can you believe what the left has done to frogs? A colorful frog

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          It’s crazy how being gay is a lifestyle choice, but the left can also force animals and kids to be gay against their will. Weird that is both of those things simultaneously

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            Well as experts on what is “natural” christian fundamentalists seem to have a lot of strange opinions on sex, gender, dinosaurs, heliocentrism, etc.

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          Not only did the chemicals turn the damn frogs gay, it turned them rainbow too!

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            Even the left made frogs PoLiTiCaL

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          Is this the type of frog where I get high if I lick it or does it just kill me or both.

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          cute + gay

        • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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          That’s a one good looking frog tho

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      You close the microbes in the ball moments before you fire the rockets. They only have to survive the couple of minutes it takes them to reach the target (the pool).

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      I thought that in the movie it was some kind of nerve agent?

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      I have a degree in Internet oddities if that counts. I know bottle gardens are a thing, where you have a sustaining ecosystem of plants inside a bottle. Could you make them small spheres instead? Maybe?

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        thats when you have an entire ecosystem, not just a singular microbe species

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        these glass spheres are sealed tho

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          A bottle garden can also be sealed.

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            this is way too small and undiverse to be an ecosystem, and a bottle garden only works because the springtails or other small animals inside produce co2, which is turned into oxygen by the plants or algae inside, and the cycle repeats over and over

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    Dear God.

    We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

    • jade52@lemmy.ca
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      Oh he dead tho

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        Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

        How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

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          It was during lockdown and before the vaccine, shit was crazy

        • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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          He died about a week before Alex Trebek died.

          • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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            Now I heard about Alex Trebek. That one made me sad.

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        Fine, call the necromancers!

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    Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

    Also Americans:

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      We’re not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

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        You’d sound a lot less dumb if you didn’t give the dumbest people the loudest voices. Like I’m not advocating for bullying to happen, but some people need to be made fun of

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          You’re right mate it’s our fault personally thanks for letting us know

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      I mean, I’d take that over the germ warfare labs China was funding in garages a few years ago in the US given the option.

      https://californiaglobe.com/articles/was-illegal-chinese-covid-lab-in-reedley-a-ccp-biowarfare-lab/

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        You’re stupid

        Don’t breed

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        You mean Israel? https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/police-source-describes-falling-deathly-ill-after-entering-garage-where-illegal-lab-was-found

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This is what the VX gas from The Rock came in.

    The crazy thing is that VX gas is real, and what the movie shows it to do isn’t even half as bad as what really happens.

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      What exactly VX gas does?

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        It enters your body through your eyes mouth nose anus penis and skin then you start violently coughing then your lungs stop working due to your muscles not being innervated correctly than you asphyxiate pretty painfully under convulsions. You need to get between 86 μg to 10 mg by intake over the skin to die but other effects are like losing your eyesight or a running nose which can be also permanent and need way less of a dose and it takes about 5-10 hours after dermal contact for the first symptoms

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          How much time do I have to inject the antidote directly into my heart?

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            Atropine, Pralidoxime, and Diazepam within 12 hours of a lethal dose should help a lot. This is assuming that the exposure is less than the ceiling limit or the IDHL limits cause at that point it doesn’t matter anymore.

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            You need Atropin 5 mg every 10 minutes the sooner the better. Further you need Obidoxim-chloride but this is tricky because the longer it takes for you to get it the higher the chance that symptoms are permanent or that you die. If you start to have breathing problems it’s to late but it rly depends on yourself and the dosage when it will be to late. can be after an hour can be after 20.

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        It turns off your muscles’ ability to relax and then you flex to death. Normally because you’re no longer breathing.

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          Whole body cramp

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            New phobia unlocked.

            I have had adductor/hamstring leg cramps in the past that were gnarly enough that my muscles bled. Big deep bruises coming up from underneath that looked like I had a broken bone or something.

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          “VXFLEX! a new full body workout!” Get the body to die for!

          couldn’t resist that stupid joke.

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    Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

    WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

    (Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

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    A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

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    Damn its just like that movie, The Rock!

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    Oh god. They foiled another ANTIFA agent. Those sick bastards.

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    Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

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      It’s like Gluten but worse

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    “Aggressive algae”? Really?

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      If you’re alone when you walk past it, it’ll mug you

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        I’ve heard it always voted Dems. Like clockwork. Except green.

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      Maybe it’s like the slime in Ghostbusters 2. If we play Jackie Wilson real loud it’ll stop being so aggressive.

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      So agresive it yells to other peoples kids

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    I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.

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      Just remember to use enough leftist buzzwords, then people within antifa will start to cancel each other for “problematic behavior”.

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    Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.

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      Of course that was Hans

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    Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

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