“Do you think my tattoo is cool?” No, I don’t. There are no cool tattoos. “Check out my sleeve!” Oh god ew.

Tattoos themselves are stupid. Doubly so if it’s some media IP. “I put Batman on my body!” “Look at this image of Goku on my calf!” I can’t think of many things I’d want to do less than that.

There are a few narrow exceptions. Chances are yours isn’t one of them.

If you personally like tattoos, fine. I’m not saying nobody should get tattoos because I don’t like them. I’m stating my opinion that tattoos are stupid, and I am stating it here because it is probably not a popular opinion.

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    Wait… I disagree completely but it’s correctly posted in unpopular opinions. Fine… Take my up vote.

    There are bad tattoos but I love most of them. I don’t have any yet, but my wife and I are talking about getting our first.

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      The way you wrote the last sentence implies to me you and your wife are planning to intentionally get bad tattoo stamps soon. I love the idea.

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        Lol, well hopefully they’re not bad. But I see how I wrote that.

        When we see someone with a tattoo we really like we ask who did it and they’re either very far away, dead, or so busy we’d need to get on a multi year waiting list. But as soon as we find an artist we really like where those aren’t true we’ll get the tattoo we want.

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          My wife had that problem when she got a paw print tattoo when one of our cats passed. She’s hoping now that’s she’s been a previous client she can get in easier in the future

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        I love these. Some people have children’s drawings or just fun amateurish designs. It’s a whole style!

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    For the record I totally agree. But if one of my friends just gotta tattoo im gonna pretend to be excited for them. What else are you sposed to do when someone just got permanent artwork etched on themselves?

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        Right? It not being for you or not fitting your tastes does not mean that their happiness about it can’t make you happy and excited for them. Like my brother-in-law was a punter in the NFL for a couple seasons. My wife and her mother knew absolutely nothing about football and didn’t care for the game. But they both learned enough to appreciate specifically what a punter does and attended many of his games to support him. There is a big difference between loving what someone loves and loving them.

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        Right? How hard is it to put yourself into someone else’s shoes just enough to realize that they can enjoy something you wouldn’t enjoy yourself. And that’s so you need to be happy for them.

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        Instructions unclear, I now have an erection and a browser tab with badly translated Chinese characters.

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          Gets a tattoo of wife with a tattoo

          Reminds me of a guy I know who got his wedding date as a tattoo. Now divorced.

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      You could act like my mother did and be a stuck up judgy old lady about it. “Well I certainly hope you won’t regret it one day, people prefer leaders not trend followers”

      Mind you I got my first tattoo at 38 and had been thinking about it for years. Which is why the only people that like my mother are newly born or nearly dead.

      Edit: thanks flying_sheep

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      I had a couple of friends who were drunk as shit one night and they decided they needed to go out and get matching sperries logo tattoos immediately.

      They asked me for a ride to a tattoo shop and I told them no and to stop being dumbasses. They basically called me a lame anti-tattoo prude and then took a cab to the place and got the tattoos.

      The next morning they were hungover and blamed me for the tattoos cause I shouldn’t have let them go, I should have tried harder to stop them. Fuckin A…

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          It’s practically required for them to refuse because of how alcohol thins the blood. No tattoo artist wants to take risks with a free bleeder.

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          Yeah I think the first one turned them down and they had to get a second cab to take them to another. They were bitching about that when they got back, another reason why I was such a bad friend because they had to pay for an extra cab to be idiots…

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      Right, like if they found this “really cool” tacky lamp they were excited about. I’ll be happy they foind something that excites them, regardless of my personal opinion

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    I’ve always said to myself “I’ll get a tattoo when I can think of something that I’ll still think is cool when I’m 70”

    Ain’t got a tattoo.

    My brother has our family coat of arms as his only tattoo, I think that’s reasonably timelessly cool.

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      This was always my thought. Recently, I’ve been considering various anti-fascist logos since that’s something that will never change (and if it does, then I should just kill myself at that point)

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      Once I’m 70 if I don’t still believe the important things I’ve believed for the last 20 years, then I’d deserve having them tattooed as reminders that I used to get it.

      This thought actually made me think about getting a new tattoo (I have a music related one, but nothing political)

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      My brother has our family coat of arms as his only tattoo, I think that’s reasonably timelessly cool.

      My only tattoo is a matching tattoo all my siblings got. I never seriously wanted one, but at least it means something. I might expand on it when I have my own kids

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      I’m in a similar situation except reversed. I have several I know I’m gonna get but I’ve just been too poor my whole life to get one.

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      That is exactly the point. Have you ever seen someone wearing a long forgotten bands logo? Or a brand gone shitty? Imagine those idiots who got themselves a Tesla logo tattooed before Musk made it into a Swasticar…

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        It’s be a cold day in hell that’d I’d wear a tee shirt with a brand let alone tattoo one on me.

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    Lol I don’t have tattoos, but I can do this for literally everything you have ever liked or enjoyed.

    This is one of those “if you think something that doesn’t effect you and brings others joy is stupid, you probably need therapy”.

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      There’s a phrase that’s been around a while - “don’t yuck someone else’s yum”… just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean that others can’t like it.

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        If your opinion is literally shaming someone over their own life choices that generally don’t have any affect on their life or yours, it’s not an unpopular opinion, you’re just a piece of shit person.

        An unpopular opinion should be “I think owning dogs is too much work”, not “What you do with your own body makes me judge you as a person”. An unpopular opinion is “I think Pineapple on pizza is gross” not “I don’t think trans people should exist”.

        Maybe learn the difference. OP doesn’t have an “unpopular opinion”, they’re just a straight up fucking asshole.

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          Finally someone put it into words.

          There is having an opinion and then there is being a dick. OP is leaning heavily towards the latter with their post.

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    “Do you think my tattoo is cool?”

    Have you actually heard someone say this? Someone that wasn’t a child at a fair?

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        You and I have very different definitions of the words “actually”, “heard”, and “say”. You’re projecting.

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          OP’s response makes perfect sense. It looks to me like you’re playing the semantics game to dunk on them because you don’t like their opinion, though.

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            I didn’t say I don’t like their opinion, I’m entirely indifferent to their opinion. You can check if you want, votes are public if your tech-savvy enough to find them (I’m not or I’d link). I don’t even have tattoos, but other people having them doesn’t affect me in any way. The sentence was in quotes, so I asked if they had “actually heard someone say” that statement and they equivocated. 🤷‍♂️ I thought the question was pretty explicit in what it was asking, but they still managed to answer a different question.

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              I just don’t get why you’d constrain your question like that when “Do you think my tattoo is cool?” could be implied in the interaction because, like you said, people don’t talk like that. But people do mean it when they’re fishing for compliments. So you’re unnecessarily asking them to justify what could be interpreted a different way without conflict in meaning just like OP said. That’s what looks to me like you’re attempting some gotcha question after being given a reasonable answer.

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                I didn’t constrain my question, that implies I had a different question that I changed. I asked the question I was interested in hearing an answer to. Op chose not to answer that question, so I speculated as to why that was. I was honestly curious if they had heard someone say the thing they put in quotes. That’s all. Arguably every social media post is just someone seeking validation, so that non-answer “example” rang extra hollow for me. Especially when my question was so unambiguous.

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            Op can link to validation-seeking tattoo post so we can see it in full context

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            @EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world is posting here literally looking for validation. They’re looking for likeminded people who share their unpopular opinion. They are literally acting against themselves which makes this whole post, and themselves, even more ridiculous.

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        And yet you think anyone here cares about your dumbass opinion for praise or validation about bitching like a fucking child about how someone else views their own body.

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    This was the popular opinion when I was younger, I love tattoos but they used to be uncommon and sort of countercultural.

    I never imagined tattoos would gain mainstream popularity like they have. I think it’s improved the art but at the same time made them less, I dunno, cool?

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      I think if you’re getting tattoos to be cool you’re doing it for the wrong reason.

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      “cool” is subjective to the individual. If the only reason you thought it was “cool” is because it was taboo then you never really liked them to begin with, you just liked the idea of being rebellious.

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      The problem is being cool and edgy was the only positive for tattoos, and that’s no longer true.

      One of the problems is the quality of art. Tattoos are permanent but they do fade and your skin does stretch and sag over time. It’s great to appreciate improved art for a few months but the rest of your life has a misshapen fading blob of ink

      Then there seems to be an increasing number who just can’t stop. No that misshapen faded blob of ink discoloring your entire arm is not cool

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    Was gonna downvote but then saw the community so I guess I’ll upvote it? People want to etch something onto themselves permanently, I think that is pretty cool a person likes something so much they want to mark themselves with it. Some of the things people get tattooed tho, not so much lol.

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      In this community - doesn’t upvote means it’s a unpopular opinion?

      And downvote if it’s a common/popular opinion?

      So your voting is correct!

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        My unpopular opinion is that just because an opinion is technically unpopular doesn’t mean it should be upvoted. I think if an opinion is reasonably well thought out and has more than just “personal opinion” vibes to it. Like, if you could reasonably argue your opinion and potentially sway them, its a good unpopular opinion.

        “I dont like them therefore they’re bad” does not fall in this for me. This is a bad unpopular opinion.

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    My cat died last year. 3 days before he went, he managed to playfully scratch my arm while we were engaged in some “ohhhhhh I’m gonna get’cha” hand play. I had a tattoo artist simply trace the scratch before it healed. If that’s not an exception then you and I are very different people.

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    Met a scientist that worked at NASA. He didn’t like tatoos either, but made a pact that if they launched their satellite project, they would all get tattoos of it. I don’t like tattoos at all but I can respect that.

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    Doubly so if it’s some media IP. “I put Batman on my body!” "Look at this image of Goku on my calf

    That shit is super fucking cringey. You’re literally dedicating your body to be a walking advertisement… As someone with multiple tattoos, I side eye these so hard. Obviously you’re allowed to get whatever tf you want wherever you want, but choosing any IP speaks to your immaturity and lack of personality. Just weird parasocial hail cooperate nonsense.

    Oh god and the people who get celebrity faces?! 🤮

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      The person I know with a bat tat got it because he felt the comics were an important part of his life, got him through tough times

      Your judgement isn’t always right

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        Hey you know what would be kind of sick actually? To get the time portal from Skyward Sword.

        I mean I wouldn’t get it personally, because I could never commit to permanent marks on my body. I can barely commit to hanging a painting on my walls because I know those holes will stay there if I want to take the painting down.

        Still though, you should do it. 😎

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        Ocarina of Time was the first game I completed as a kid. Have a lot of memories of talking through puzzles with my Dad who told me about the Zelda on NES. I’ve played basically all Zelda game since then.

        But I do get it and it’s your body so your choice alone. Don’t let an internet person to talk you in or out of anything. Telling people who don’t like your tattoos to fuck off is a normal part of having them. If it makes you happy that’s all that matters.

        Having said all that, I do stand by my comment. I think that is a cringey immature idea. Even on a more practical level, you don’t know what Nintendo will do in the future, do you really want to see a brand advertising logo on your body if they do something to piss you off? Lawsuits against those who use emulators and starting a patent war with Palworld? Idk…

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          I do have a friend who met a politician who agreed with his core beliefs back in the day. They went on a bender and ended up getting matching tattoos. Fast forward to today, and the politician did a 180, as many of them do, and went into the deep end. I joked with my friend about his tattoo, and his response was “I am getting it laser removed, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll take it off with a cheese grater”.

          So, I really do get what you mean.

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      I had a coworker-friend that got a bunch of tattoos in quick succession

      First they got the rebel and imperial logo tattoos on each forearm and then a short while later got the kingdom hearts key and something else ip themed (I can’t remember the details from a decade ago). I joked they’d have to start paying Disney royalties at that point

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      lol I have three media IP tattoos: LittleBigPlanet, Halo Reach, and Outer Wilds. Don’t really like Microsoft or Bungie at this point, but when I look at my Halo Reach one, I think of the game where I met one of my greatest friends, which then allowed me to meet all the other great people I’ve met so far. People I talk to everyday. Game changed my life, and I don’t even like Halo Reach that much. It’s different for everybody. I saw someone with a monster energy tattoo and thought the same thing you do, like why tf would you get an energy drink branded on you. But of course, everyone values different things and something insignificant to me could be life-changing for them.

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    I don’t yuck other people’s yums, which is, strangely, often also an unpopular opinion.

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    Maybe tattoos as a concept are bad (stabbing ink into your skin semi-permanently, that is), but the artistry and skill that can go into them is insanely respectable. Coming from someone who probably will never get a tattoo, I love seeing creative tattoos executed well.

    For example: The humble pistol shrimp

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    I think there’s something important in stupid, goofy etc aspects of life

    Many tattoos are stupid. And that’s kinda cool