Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
not if you like anal
Who the fuck censors removed… You’re even allowed to say removed on TV
Lmao
Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?
Holy fuck that can’t be real. I’m almost convinced to make an account just to see if they’re trolling. Is this how they recruit?
lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.
This is how they enforce the CCP’s social values.
Your instance does…
any recommendations on where to jump ship to?
Anywhere but lemmygrad or hexbear, really. lemmy.dbzer0.com,
lemmy.world(EDIT: ngl, I forgor there are multiple issues with this one. We should also be pushing folks to smaller instances anyways, because mega-servers are a threat to the fediverse.), lemmy.zip, or lemmy.blahaj.zone are all good ones. I’m quite partial to kbin.earth (although you’d need a different app), and there’s also piefed instances.I’m on feddit.nl do they censor shit or have other issues I should know about?
Idk, they’re probably fine. There are SO many instances out there nowadays, and I’d guess most of them are fine.
Literally anywhere that isn’t lemmygrad or hexbear will usually be better. You could go to an instance with open sign up until you find somewhere else, but they tend to house a lot of closeted reactionaries, I assume because those people like the anonymity. Personally I just looked up instances to see which ones I liked. They’ll have a description of who they are and if sign ups require an application you just say why you want to join their instance. It’s not a huge deal really.
Might want to consider piefed instances as well, it’s a fediverse front-end not developed by the weaklings that decided to censor your innocuous words.
I should do that too…
My 2 cents is lemmy.zip. it’s the most like the lost treasure that was lemm.ee. it leaves a lot of censoring up to the user
Literally any non-ml instance would be a way better choice. Also avoid hexbear. The rest are pretty solid. I’m happy with speed of Lemmus.org, but lemmy.world worked fine for me too.
I’m a refugee from lemm.ee and I’ve been enjoying piefed.zip and the .zip lemmy instance
Chose this one since I’ve heard (and from what I’ve seen) that like lemm.ee, the .zip instances only block the REALLY problematic stuff NSFL and illegal content, leaving it to the user to fill their own block lists rather than defederating
Edit, also used an mbin instance, I never really liked the microblog side of the fediverse (just not my thing) and wanted to continue to use voyager app
sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there’s no BS censorship.
@nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml don’t tell anybody* but The Dude (admin) somehow keeps this place blazingly fast, super fast updates, the whole enchilada
99% renewable energy powered too apparently if you’re into that
Lazy linkin’ it just in case too sh.itjust.works/signup
*everybody excepted
join-lemmy.org has a list of joinable servers, there’s also https://fedidb.com/software/lemmy (and another one i can’t rember rn)
Come over to lemmy.zip!
I went to Mander, since .ml is blocked in China.
.ml is blocked in China? Wild.
IKR. I want to know what kind of spicy take got it blocked.
The level of shit .ml, lemmygrad and hexbear users receive for no good reason leaves me always speechless.
You shouldn’t say b.itch in person, we don’t teach kids to say it, why is it crazy to moderate them?
I just tagged you as “bitch”, you bitch.
Word censorship is ridiculous for sure
I mean is this the damn internet or not!
That said would kindly request a lil introspection on this comment
You can tag me whatever makes your ego feel better. I guess everything goes (including insults) but discuss the topic and reply the questions. You just proved my point ahahah
I actually teach the kids in my life that intent is more important than “magic naughty words,” so they can say bitch all they want so long as they aren’t being hateful. So maybe starting from the assumption that the status quo is reasonable and has merit isn’t the smartest idea?
Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?
They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches
growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister… there were only a couple word that were never acceptable
I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on
but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable
I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn’t even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life
I mean I’d rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being “smacked so hard”.
Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s
Your mom sounds like a bitch
Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write bitch. Not everyone has a trauma like you.
Bitch whaat ?
Oh removed got removed!
This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn’t allow you to say bitch.
This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.
Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people…
“Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they”
this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
Fair
We can go deeper!
fixed it
needs more jpeg
ENHANCE!
Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
No need. Australians learn to hold their phones upside down from when they’re young teenagers. They’re used to it. It’s better for beating off the dropbears in an emergency too.
Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I’m not a memographer
So glad I suck dick
As if gay men aren’t ever catty bitches.
You can say bitch on the internet
Imma try.
<Ahem>
Bitch.
Cool.
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.
Naw, you gotta lean in.
Which bitch asked that before me?
the cutest one
Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
Bru it’s snow white. The mirror said so.
At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.
The OG German also says “most beautiful in the whole country.”
Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?It was changed to rhyme with the English word for “all” but you could argue that even in English it isn’t a literal inclusion of every person alive.
The original also puts Snow White’s age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don’t need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.
So how old is Snow White?
By now? About 88 years at least
Fairest means lightest skin color though.
So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.
But ancient weather forecasts’d be like
Today: rain; to-morrow: fair
How does sucking dick negate this behavior… I’ve sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once
yeah i’m sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who’d be just as aggravating lol
Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
Baby please…
No, not again… Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.
Is that from UHF?
YOU FOUND THE MARBLE!!
Eww. Self censorship. 🤮
You cant win I see
The only winning move is not to play
But you lose by timeout
In that relationship, a timeout would be a win.
answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!
All hail Princess Trunks!
For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.
No Kuzco. List sucks.
Kuzco isn’t a princess, that would be a demotion
Lore wise? Snow white, obviously
Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?
Uhhh… nein? I mean… nine… shes’s a nine!
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Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.
Fair my ass…
So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is “which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck”
Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though
She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students
It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.