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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip
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    Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

    • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com
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      Turtle isn’t slimy

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        I’d put the slime as “probably”. Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don’t generate it.

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        Frog should be slime=probably

        Turtle should be slime=maybe

        And tortoise would be slime=no

    • lakemalcom@sh.itjust.works
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      Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?

    • jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Certain coral species, maybe?

    • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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      Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards

      Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph

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        Snake no is house

      • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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        House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.

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    A landlord?

    • potoo22@programming.dev
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      Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        Phylogenetically, they’re still tetrapods.

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          You’re the best kind of correct!

      • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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        A married couple who are landlords.

      • magic_lobster_party@fedia.io
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        They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!

    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

      • pseudo@jlai.lu
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        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.

    • lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world
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      I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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        And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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    A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?

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    That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].

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      Yeah, but it can be filled in with “house”.

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      Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though

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      Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?

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      Slimeless, legless, housed.

      Houseplant?

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    C R A B

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      Hermit crab should work? It feels more ‘house’ than a regular exoskeleton

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        It doesn’t have slime to be yes on the slime axis.

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        Oooh, or what about that weird critter that births its young through holes in its back? That’s a slimey house with 4 legs!

        Edit: Oh wait, no. I looked up ‘animal with holes in its back full of babies’ and it’s the Suriname Toad, so still a frog basically.

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      C R A B

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    Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles (“feet”)

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    Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…

    Is it the average landlord?

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    Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female’s back for 4-6 months.

    If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.

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      Battletoads!!!

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      Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.

    I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had “only” 4 legs.

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    a nautilus, as long as you accept tentacles as legs

    Although, they have more than 4, so I guess they wouldint be featured at that particular point

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    A well lubeicated turtle

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    1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

    Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

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      i’d pay for the onlyfans

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    What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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      Bro, that’s a regular old house.

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        How’d you get a house with no slime?

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          I was first in line.

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            i’d like to be last in line :) giggity

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Barnacle.

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      Coral

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      Robot lawn mower

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      A house.

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      disabled hermit crab

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