I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…
Is it the average landlord?
Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
Turtle isn’t slimy
I’d put the slime as “probably”. Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don’t generate it.
Frog should be slime=probably
Turtle should be slime=maybe
And tortoise would be slime=no
Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?
Certain coral species, maybe?
Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards
Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph
Snake no is house
House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.
A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
A landlord?
Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.
Phylogenetically, they’re still tetrapods.
You’re the best kind of correct!
A married couple who are landlords.
They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
there’s a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs
It could be sea coral
Bivalves. At least when you’re not eating them.
That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].
Yeah, but it can be filled in with “house”.
Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though
Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?
Slimeless, legless, housed.
Houseplant?
I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
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Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
I’m saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.
A one-walled lean-to?
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
i’d pay for the onlyfans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.
I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had “only” 4 legs.
Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles (“feet”)
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Hermit crab should work? It feels more ‘house’ than a regular exoskeleton
It doesn’t have slime to be yes on the slime axis.
Oooh, or what about that weird critter that births its young through holes in its back? That’s a slimey house with 4 legs!
Edit: Oh wait, no. I looked up ‘animal with holes in its back full of babies’ and it’s the Suriname Toad, so still a frog basically.
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Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female’s back for 4-6 months.
If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
Bro, that’s a regular old house.
How’d you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
i’d like to be last in line :) giggity
Barnacle.
Coral
Robot lawn mower
A house.
disabled hermit crab