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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml
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    Looks like the Olive garden app is a CIA bot

  • Meow-Misfit@lemmy.world
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    People who use social medias on websites (me):

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    How often does he go to Olive Garden!?!?!

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      Nah, how broken is the Olive Garden app?

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    WTF are you doing with Olive Garden, Dan?

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      coffee and breadsticks on my day off shuddup

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Btw, is there a open source app to display a warning after a certain time of <app> use?

    Yes, Android has “Digital Wellbeing” but that spams me for “no play services found”, because i removed them.

    • RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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      Digi paws

  • shyguyblue@lemmy.world
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    What in the hell is happenin’ over in the Olive garden app!?

    • themaninblack@lemmy.worldOP
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      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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        Absolute class meme

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      We’re just family.

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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      Soup and salad and unlimited breadsticks.

      If you leave, you have to pay when you come back.

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      Bro, are you not playing the hidden game on there “BRDstix”? It’s awesome.

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    Will I fall into this obvious trap for discussing the grotesque volume of time spent on the Olive Garden app? No. No i will not. … fuck.

    (Cries in Big Mac sauce.)

    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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      It must be bugged and busy-looping in the background.

      • That Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Nah, guy just LOVES Olive Garden.

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    No idea what “Olive Garden” is - is it used all day, or is it just a shitty programmed app that it eats up the battery?

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      Olive Garden is a restaurant chain. It would be like spending all day on the Arby’s or McDonald’s app with an added layer of Olive Garden being a bit obscure.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Uh oh…

    • balsoft@lemmy.ml
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      There are only 3 possibilities

      • Voyager is a battery hog
      • You don’t use your phone much
      • You, together with your army of alts is single-handedly responsible for half of lemmy content
      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        Voyager is a website in a wrapper. I dunno how it’s suppose to run the battery anymore than Safari does.

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          Its because it gets reported as the app using the screen and other subsystems during time its in-focus. So really it’s mostly your screen/wifi/etc using power, not the website as such - but the phone categorizes relevant power draw to the active foreground app that’s preventing the phone from sleeping.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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      that seems like a lot of battery for just a keyboard

      • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works
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        It runs a local LLM for auto correct and voice to text.

        • AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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          that seems like overkill

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            No, that’s a feature. Google voice to text will send everything to google servers.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Yeah, it’s the one real negative I have with it and something a lot of reviews for it mention.

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        Data harvesting?

        • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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          Futo is Foss and offline. I switched to it recently from Swiftkey. Before that, apps would always restart if I switched windows or tabbed back to home screen and I assumed it was just my phone being lame. But since switching, that happens a lot less. So I can only assume futo is using less resources.

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            They aren’t true foss, but ‘source available’. I don’t remember why exactly (probably for licensing or something) and the typical user won’t know what that means nor care, but it is something to be aware of.

            I like and use Grayjay, but the keyboard was not up to my standards, personally. Can’t find any foss/adjacent keyboards to come close to SwiftKey at all. I’ve been using it since release like 16+ years ago (?) or something, and every time I try something else, it’s just bad for a bunch of reasons.

    • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works
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      What is connect? A Lemmy client?

      • gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world
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        Pretty good client. I use it because it reminds me of RiF when I left reddit.

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          I tried it right when i made the switch (when reddit pulled the plug on third party) and didnt care for it. Idk if I just didnt know lemmy and that confounded my problems… has it changed? Or maybe I’ve learned enough i should give it a go ago.

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            It has improved over the years from when I first installed it. I just really appreciate the AMOLED theme and simple UI. I never found a reason to find a replacement.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Yes.

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      That I align with 3 out of 4 of those is a bit concerning.

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    Olive Garden might just be as bad as Uber, where loading it for a short time drains an inordinate amount of battery.

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      If you close the app, they stop delivering the unlimited breadsticks until you make another order.

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        Conspiracy time: Olive Garden buys the breadsticks with cryptocurrency mined from your phone.

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          Conspiracy or brilliant business acumen?

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    My phone is a YouTube player apparently. Teams and Outlook for work.

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      Oops… (Been sitting in meetings a lot today)

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    Is there an iphonedefaulsim community?

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      It’s called The United States.

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        In Japan, major apps, such as for some subway systems were iPhone only. In China a guy with an ancient iPhone called my S23 shit. In Vietnam women spend like 2 months wage on new iPhones to show off.

        Ironically the US is the least bad about thinking iPhone are special.

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          I suppose I was mistakenly conflating iMessage defaultism with iPhone defaultism.

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          “Blue bubble good, green bubble bad.”

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        Of mexico?

        • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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          Officially it’s the united states of the Gulf of America of Mexico, but we just call it Fucked, for short.

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        ? im in statesia and the last time i used an apple product was the 90s

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        look the US is a authoritarian shithole these days, sure, but don’t paint that i-brush shit for everyone.

        haven’t touched a apple product since the Quadra 950.

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    In my defense, this is after work.

    • nekiZajebanLik@lemmy.zip
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      Metrolist, my man 🫡

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        What is metrolist?

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          It lists all the types of metros, obviously.

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            U guys get many metros? I don’t even have 1 metro

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              We’ve got government subsidised metros here.

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          Yeah, come on, don’t leave us hangin’!! I too would like to learn of this metrolist!

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            It’s a list of totally metrosexual stuff:

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            Its only for gay people. Metrosexuals like myself. LOL.

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    If you run an android device, or any other computer that doesn’t allow the user to do basic things like close apps. You should make use of the battery optimization settings.

    On android every app that you don’t want real time updates from should be set to restricted battery mode, and background data to off.

    The only time you need background data is for real time updates or background play in apps like YouTube or Spotify.

    This feature will almost certainly get removed in the future if history is any indication, so enjoy having decent battery life and better networking performance while it lasts.

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      The only time you need background data is for real time updates

      And makes total sense here. I need to know the second that never ending pasta bowl starts.

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        It’s good for some things, messaging, banking, background play, etc. just the less you have the less apps will destroy your battery and your network connection.

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