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I can’t even imagine what it must have been like before they had legs
Whole place was crawling with pussy.
I’m visualizing vagina lips moving like little legs.
It’s more like a snail or caterpillar
Tuna smelling snail trails all through the kitchen.
Whole place was crawling pussy.*
“She’s got cilia”
“She was leggy. Legs for days. Too many legs, in fact. She resembled something akin to a millipede. She may have, in fact, not even been human.”
Sounds like a police squad quote
9/10, would.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
The jacket could be so long it’s a coat where you can’t see them either.
Nana nana nana
Nana nana na na.Bat-man!
This is hilarious
She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
Also
knows how to choose them
Like us adhd sufferers don’t get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
Hard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
You’re just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
Shania Twain still wont be impressed.
Pocket full of change.
You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you’re good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you’re loaded.
tbf, country music is still very much like: “sundress. also she has hair and is drinking”
Cold jeans. It’s a fucking scarecrow again
Ooh, she’s a killing machine
She got everything
Like a moving mouth
Body control and everything
She’s got curves in all the right places
And thank the Lord for that, imagine being elbowless
You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.
Yup, my thought too. Saint Motel is the least picky
Whatever you do don’t go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
same with the 80s.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song “Jailbait”
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you
Courtney Love fellated him reportedly, while less than 14 years of age.
Burn it all down.
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the “think about the kids” argument.
I mean that’s basically what hair metal was all about so I suppose.
Men were definitely less picky before, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
Well you gotta admit a place with bluegrass isn’t paradise… It’s probably Kentucky!
Apparently the original lyric was “girls are fat and they’ve got big titties,” but the rest of the band wanted to change it.
Back in my time body heat was an extra.
At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.
As it should be my friend. As it should be. 🫱
🫲 it hurts, but yes.
If driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
- Cole Porter (1934)
All I’m asking is that she has lungs and is able to use them
Careful, I’ve been called out for ableism in this post, and your comment might be perilously close.
Prolly never heard Ugly God smh
I mean that’s basically what I’m currently looking for in a woman
*legs optional.
