you looking at this while trying to decipher it means you’re the third member of this staredown
…but seriously, if Pokemon was an actual world, owning pokemon for mundane purposes like this would make sense. After getting a new toilet that has a bidet, it has saved me a ton of money on TP, and generally leaves me cleaner.
I finally got the joke she’s out of TP so she needs a bidet
it’s got a penguin, therefore it’s about linux, therefore it’s political.
I dont like this.
Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort
Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.
Because she’s 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.
That’s not a thong
Oh sorry, what kind of underwear is that child wearing?
Those are technically bikini panties.
Based pervert.
Knowing what different types of underwear look like makes you a pervert?
You can’t have a girlfriend or be a girl online in his world.
Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.
my biggest boomer opinion is that there’s only 151 Pokemon’s, the rest are mental diseases. I won’t learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.
I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times
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same with me. just realised what’s going on.
i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet
Same here. I was going to say he’s still at green health, no way she’s catching that bidet with a regular ball.
…is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!
unless it’s an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?
Well, of course, it’s a bidet
I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn’t have a negative effect on real-life at all, it’s not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it’s not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn’t the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to “child-coded” things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!
You worded it better than I would ever have.
I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying “X is weird” and saying “X should be banned”. That’s all I will say on the matter
Performative activism often uses the tactic of rage baiting.
Women do not urinate out of their vagina
Its because the thong underwear
Sure, just treat it like it’s non-sentient.
In her defence the toilet paper is out.
This is just completely barbarically wrong. There’s no wayThe floors would be that clean with the walls, covered in a pee pea spray
Know the difference between chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Maybe it’s rust? Or the ugliest, worst shade of blue with gold marbling.
Pp rusts
True!
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If that was the case…That roomna would look like a saigon sex worker at the end of the Vietnam war.
awww she’s happy to see you
Not getting blastoise out for that job?
That would end up with an enema…
Smart bidet.
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How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in
Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.
An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps
Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.
My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.
Ok, now I’m inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣
awww piplup!
who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.
It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet
Damn, I wish women was real. Imagine, we would be able to just ask them! Damn
It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.
