“Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!” – xkcd 1645 - ToastsYeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.
I can’t argue with that.
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.
enough cheese
does not compute
gives a great tan
Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
Shampoo or Realpoo
Yeah, its called American beer.
Shots fired!
They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
This looks like female Rainbolt
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh
Is she promoting her OF?
Would you click if she was?
Synthetic urine?
synthetic natural champagne (German calls piss play natural champagne)
