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Ha. Nice. What is interesting about that scenario is the human would be loading up on protein (probably meat based diet) and working hard to gain that, and the gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because.
I was gonna object that it’s a vegan diet, because they’re presumably not gonna do eggs or milk, but apparently not strictly vegetarian either:
Mountain gorillas spend about a quarter of their day eating, mainly plants. Around 85% of their diet is made up of leaves, shoots and stems, but gorillas can also eat larvae, snails, ants, and even roots, barks and rotting wood (a good source of sodium/salt).
There is basically nothing that isn’t a. opportunistic carnivore. Eating meat is just way more efficient (in terms of nutrition and calorie density) than eating plants.
I was raised vegetarian and still am but i learned how to hunt and clean game just in case
Bro vegan athletes win in the olympics, in strong man, in sprints, in marathons, all over the place. They have to work hard for it, sure, but there’s nothing special about meat protein.
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This hurts me. The term is ‘yoked’ as in strong as an ox that can bear a yoke, not ‘yolked’ as in somehow related to egg slime. Hugging gorillas is very wholesome though.
Yolked because of all the albumin
Also being able to open that one pickle jar without the neighbor kid laughing at me.
I will never be able to open that one pickle jar without the Xelayan kid laughing at me.
Bottle opener. Or spoon, even. Just barely lift the edge of the lid to let in a little air.
Knive in jar lid side, wiggle until it bubbles.
Hold it upside down and strike it with the underside of your fist. It lets air in like the knife method while looking badass.
*yoked
I was looking for an egg joke. It’s as egg as the nose on plain’s face.
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such
Nope, just a homophone. Though several companies cash in on body building pseudoscience with that.
No it’s like how you yoke an ox or draft horse.
I’m very sad that they didn’t put together “large barge”
well it looks like we’ve got to recut it
If you don’t train: “I love you, brother but you’re hug game is weak.”
Because they want other guys to find them attractive.
That won’t work. That guy is going to get his arms ripped off.
What a fucking idiot.
There are no known cases of Gorillas attacking humans.
Dicks out for Harambe!
But humans attacking gorillas and getting their organs ripped out are a different story.
He’s got a hug!
So yolked! I bet he drives a souped-up car!
Or that he beats his wife with a whisk.
too far? too far.
Yolked? Maybe that’s part of the joke, but you can’t trust anyone to use words right in a professional setting like webcomics.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yolked
Seems to be the right word?
Maybe one is a malapropism of the other? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yoked
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Jane Goodall wasn’t jacked.
EDIT: Actually, I should’ve used Dian Fossey as my example since Goodall studied chimpanzees. Fossey wasn’t jacked either, though.
Dudes rock
