• Alberat@lemmy.world
      9·
      7 days ago

      Lembas bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man while allowing him to go through multiple security checkpoints without pooping.

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
    9·
    7 days ago

    I’ve done this before. I was on a beach in Mexico back in the day for 3 days. Slept on the beach in a hammock. The nearest bathroom was about 30 minutes because it was a secluded beach. There was an outhouse you could shit in and I kid you not it looked like the poop scene from slumdog millionaire. I decided I would not shit till I left.

    Honestly I ate normal food and it was fine so I think crippling anxiety is enough to make this possible.

  • RamRabbit@lemmy.world
    7·
    6 days ago

    Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

    Is it spiders? I bet it’s toilet spiders.

    • RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org
      1·
      6 days ago

      Sounds like a possibility to me. Maybe they have hemorrhoids and using TP for three days will tear that brown starfish to shreds. Not that I would know anything aboot that.

        • NannerBanner@literature.cafe
          14·
          8 days ago

          (most) Fursuits are way too expensive to muck up with biological matters. I think the fursuiters I know would smile, close their eyes, and gently pat you for your joke, only to grow aghast as they realize the reality of the suggestion of something that could fuck with their gigantic investment.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
        10·
        8 days ago

        yeah but then there won’t be appropriate structural support for a dragon with a fat ass to have a tail you can swing around like a feather boa for 27 years they been doing it now. [edit: swear to your god 27 years that fursuit survived]

        i had to climb out through the neck because i was a dipshit and made it that way

        i’m starting to realize why the other high school kids assumed things i just like making art okay

    • Mîm@lemmy.zip
      22·
      8 days ago

      So was I.
      Although my account back then was on a now dead instance. 😔

    • EpeeGnome@feddit.onlineEnglish
      9·
      7 days ago

      I was there, Bootleg. I was there 3 thousand years ago. I was there the day the patience of Lemmy failed. I mean, come on mizu6079, just tell us why you need to avoid pooping for that long!

      But yeah, that happened right after I started using Lemmy. I’d been commenting for less than a week, and my first post was a “Chewy, we’re home” meme about how all the memes on the topic made me feel as a new user. That account’s long dead now, but apparently lemmy.world still has my post https://lemmy.world/post/560966. Federation is neat.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
      5·
      8 days ago

      i remember. I think that was one of my first days. I had helpfully unhelpful advice, like DONT DO IT MAN or EAT CORN if i know me

  • tixnou@feddit.cl
    41·
    8 days ago

    Is it really a shitpost if it’s about not shitting? Wouldn’t it just be a post?

    • Sunflier@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      7 days ago

      Its a shitty shit-post. No. That wouldn’t work, because its not a post on the quality of the shit post. A shit-shit post? A shit2 post?

    • kif@lemmy.nz
      10·
      7 days ago

      Not certain, but I’m guessing it’s something to do with how archive.org archives. I’d say it probably captured some JavaScript which uses window.location.host, which would resolve to the original (say lemmy.nz) on the original page but web.archive.org on the snapshot.

      • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
        2·
        7 days ago

        Update: you seem to be at least partially correct about JS being involved: the webpage source as downloaded from archive.org has a shitton of data in JS structures, while the actual final HTML of that element is nowhere to be found. Meaning the DOM is assembled from the JS data on the fly. Now, the page url, as I predicted, doesn’t seem to figure in this, because the data itself contains numerous instances of ‘web.archive.org’ in it. I’m guessing that Archive’s algorithm replaced the site domain to be prefixed with Archive’s domain and went a bit overboard about it, which seems then to have confused Lemmy’s JS into using the web.archive.org domain as the instance domain when rendering the page.

        For better or worse, I don’t use stimulants harder than tea, and amn’t so young anymore as to reverse-engineer this thing further.

      • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
        1·
        7 days ago

        That’s very doubtful, seeing as since the post might belong to any of the multitude of instances, the api must send the instance name in the response to the client. The client’s host doesn’t figure in that. Additionally, the screenshot looks like the default UI, whatever it’s called (at least default for lemmy.world), and it doesn’t show the instance domain for communities on the same instance (at least doesn’t show currently).

        But I’ll look into the JS hypothesis later. Weird shit is afoot there.