I see this is funny as this is just a stupid waste of my time
Is this some kind of modernized take on the ‘Dining philosophers problem’?
Guy doesn’t need friends to get himself into an deadlock.
What’s an “Instagram growth guru?”
Wake up 4 in the morning, go for a run, and then to the gym. Don’t eat breakfast or lunch because that just interrupts your nonstop hustle. That sort of thing.
Basically rich kids who lie on Instagram so people pay them not to work
The alpha male, ladies. Can’t even unhook a bra strap with one hand because he’s too busy holding his laptop and drink. Can’t go down on you because he has a cigar which could leave you with a nasty burn. He’s also absent-minded, and didn’t remember to wear a shirt. Look out! What’s that on his head?! Oh, wait. It’s his hair.
The guy may be a poser but this is such a ‘I don’t drink or smoke’ post.
It’s a martini glass, you can hold it with your pinkie. It’s very easy to smoke and drink with one hand. You can even do it with a full sized glass:
Then, when you want to smoke, you extend the two fingers holding the cigar/cigarette and you can take the end in your mouth. You only need your thumb and two lower fingers to hold the glass.
Also if he’s watching a video on the laptop he doesn’t need to use the keyboard or mouse
Sigma males don’t watch videos though, they create them /s
Shouldn’t he have a catboy in a maid outfit holding his drink/laptop for him?
What’s the point of having that torso if you’re not pulling catboys in maid outfits?
Seriously, why go to the effort?
One can be asexual and still appreciate catboys in maid outfits so there is no excuse!
'round here we call them “fucking posers”.
You don’t need hands to smoke a cigar that’s already lit and in your mouth. And if you’re really talented, you can still drink with the cigar in your mouth and type on the laptop with your penis.
I type with my weenus.
Okay chandler.
Heh. Explains why he couldn’t put a shirt on. The real mystery though are the pants.
He is just a regular slavic person, no mystery here
As a Slavic person, I’m offended. No self-respecting Slavic person will get caught without at least three stripe pants.
H A R D B A S S
Taskmaxxing
He can defintely still drink through the other side of his mouth. He can also puff and chuff on the cigar without his hands. His laptop is all voice activated and he’s trained it to understand his slurred and mumbled speech.
That feels even sadder, somehow
My guess on his thinking: Need laptop to look like I’m an entrepreneur. Laptop can’t hide my abs so hold with right hand. Need my biceps to look big so need something else in my left hand that doesn’t block my abs. Cigar to bring attention to my mouth once they’re done looking at my biceps and abs.
Those aren’t even gray jogging pants.
I love how he doesn’t even know how to one hand a laptop
That how you hold a work laptop, not a personal laptop. The fact that it’s near water means he cares even less about that thing.
You can hold the cigar with a forefinger and drink.
Just as messed up that this guy is apparently on vacation yet needs to be available on his work laptop. Has to be an American.
