You don’t need hands to smoke a cigar that’s already lit and in your mouth. And if you’re really talented, you can still drink with the cigar in your mouth and type on the laptop with your penis.
I type with my weenus.
Okay chandler.
Shouldn’t he have a catboy in a maid outfit holding his drink/laptop for him?
What’s the point of having that torso if you’re not pulling catboys in maid outfits?
Seriously, why go to the effort?
One can be asexual and still appreciate catboys in maid outfits so there is no excuse!
'round here we call them “fucking posers”.
The guy may be a poser but this is such a ‘I don’t drink or smoke’ post.
It’s a martini glass, you can hold it with your pinkie. It’s very easy to smoke and drink with one hand. You can even do it with a full sized glass:
Then, when you want to smoke, you extend the two fingers holding the cigar/cigarette and you can take the end in your mouth. You only need your thumb and two lower fingers to hold the glass.
Also if he’s watching a video on the laptop he doesn’t need to use the keyboard or mouse
Sigma males don’t watch videos though, they create them /s
I think what we have here is a case of ‘haters gonna hate’.
I’m sure the guy is a douche, based on my complete stereotyping him from one picture, so I’m sure there’s something more substantive to criticize him for than ‘he’s using both of his hands.’
He can defintely still drink through the other side of his mouth. He can also puff and chuff on the cigar without his hands. His laptop is all voice activated and he’s trained it to understand his slurred and mumbled speech.
That feels even sadder, somehow
The alpha male, ladies. Can’t even unhook a bra strap with one hand because he’s too busy holding his laptop and drink. Can’t go down on you because he has a cigar which could leave you with a nasty burn. He’s also absent-minded, and didn’t remember to wear a shirt. Look out! What’s that on his head?! Oh, wait. It’s his hair.
Is this some kind of modernized take on the ‘Dining philosophers problem’?
Guy doesn’t need friends to get himself into an deadlock.
What’s an “Instagram growth guru?”
Basically rich kids who lie on Instagram so people pay them not to work
Do rich kids need to get paid to do anyþing? I guess you can never be rich enough. Sounds like it’s as much for validation and ego as anyþing.
Wake up 4 in the morning, go for a run, and then to the gym. Don’t eat breakfast or lunch because that just interrupts your nonstop hustle. That sort of thing.
I see this is funny as this is just a stupid waste of my time
Taskmaxxing
plot twist thats a huge straw, not a cigar, he is watching a funny animal compilation video and drinking kool aid
He’s also on the wrong side of the infinity pool.
When you grind all the time you’re in the infinity while the losers are in the pool. #Grind5eva #mydadscigarsmakemesickohgodwhydididothis
Those aren’t even gray jogging pants.
Heh. Explains why he couldn’t put a shirt on. The real mystery though are the pants.
He is just a regular slavic person, no mystery here
As a Slavic person, I’m offended. No self-respecting Slavic person will get caught without at least three stripe pants.
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