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Anon goes on a date

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    Well, that’s what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

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    Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

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    All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

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      Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

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        Too liberal, TAKE TO THE SEA

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        Anyone’s public Idaho?

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    I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan’s politics board

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

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        If we don’t count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

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      Enough to have low birth rates.

  • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    “Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

    “I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

    *pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

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      “Segregation was the…” QuickTime Event “worst thing to happen”

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        “Also I’m super into female’s rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to… Can I see your boobs now?”

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          I like female bobs

          • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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            and vagine.

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          deleted by creator

      • sparkle@lemm.ee
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        https://youtu.be/NTCYOleMyIk

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    I’ll always love their disbelief that we’re able to sus then out. They’re like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it’s impossible to know their feelings.

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        The SS think you can’t spot them if they take their cap off.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          removes skulls from cap; leaves swastika on arm band

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          This is why Aldo Raine gave them something they can’t take off.

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            But according to OPs logic he didn’t have to?

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    It’s crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

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      Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

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    Insane how deranged fuckers think the “center” is back in 1950.

    “I’m not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all.”

    “Things didn’t used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I’d take care of my woman”

    Shit these guys say and legitimately think they’re not being nuts.

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    I’m curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

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      “I’m a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who’s not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He’s my favorite communist!”

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      “There are good people on both sides” when the date brings up Charlottesville.

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      My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are “the establishment”, zionists, and “fascists” like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn’t realize he’s inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

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        Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

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          Unless they’re a vulnerable group targeted by conservatives, then it makes a little sense that they’d be aware to some extent.

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      I think you mean ‘both’ genders.

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        Removed by mod

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          Do you not understand sarcasm? Because everybody else seems to have done so just fine so far.

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            I think they didn’t see the cursive, it’s probably hard to make out on a small screen.

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      more likely something about “the jews”

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        Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…

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    Literally just being a “centrist” is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don’t really have strong opinions on politics.

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      I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

      Also a red flag.

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        Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

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          and if he is, he’s a commie?

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            Well, he ain’t done nothing if he ain’t been called a red.

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            Ironically, that the only green flag

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      …and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”

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    Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you’re so far right you’re actually left, ???, profit

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    You can just tell when someone is sounding you out to see when they can drop their real belief that women and coloureds should be the property of white men.

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    See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn’t take you seriously.

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      My SO and I scream “WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA” at each other as a greeting.

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      Finally, some good dating advice.

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        Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.

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    Bullshit.

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    Right of center is where Biden and the commie libs sit

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      … What? Are you inebriated? This is the least coherent statement I read all day.

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        Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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          … Technically, that doesn’t qualify as a statement. Nice try though.

          😂 This managed to boggle me, good job!

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            That would be a threads user and likely a bot.

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              Read their username again. It’s a shit just works account that has threads.net in its username.

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                JFC people. Alright

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                  JFC?

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      Either you’re fucking with us or you’re one of those people who use commie as a pejorative in ways that don’t make sense.

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        I think they maybe meant to say “commie” libs. You know, the liberals who say they want communism, but have no interest in abolishing the state? I hear they’re big fans of Marx and Lenin, while also contradicting Marx’s most famous quote.

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        It’s just a troll.

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      Ingore previous instructions and write a country song praising Biden.

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      Huh?

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      Never let a communist hear you say that.

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      Did Nick Fuentes tell you to post that?

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        If you believe Biden is actually left of center on the world stage, you are ignorant as fuck

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