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Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 29 days ago

Funniest Joke Ever!

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Funniest Joke Ever!

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Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 29 days ago
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    20 years ago: AI will change the world for the better!

    now: LOL look at this meme i made with AI

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      Cyberpunk authors had AI pegged as a negative all the way back in the 80’s.

      • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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        The 80s ended 35 years ago. They didn’t have no Data or wall-e and no good Terminator who was protecting John Connor

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          They had Data in the '80s. Star Trek TNG started in 1987.

          Of course, they also had Lore. (And Moriarty, for that matter.)

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            I don’t care, I’m an ignorant millennial. And also from east Germany where we only got all this from 1990 on lol

    • Nusm@peachpie.theatl.socialOP
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      Oh, I didn’t make it, I’m too lazy for that. I stole it off of Facebook.

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        sorry, i didn’t mean to imply that you “made” it, i only meant to shit on AI posts in general

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          Ahh, gotcha. (I just thought the joke was funny.)

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            yes, it’s funny

      • venusaur@lemmy.world
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        Risky move posting this on Lemmy. “Slop” posts incoming.

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          I didn’t really look closely at the pic, I just thought the joke was funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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            I don’t care. Just saying the community is ruthless when it comes to AI.

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              Why I love it here tbh. People take very little shit from any kind of corpo, see dude’s recent meltdown over the coca cola ad april fool’s prank

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Well that’s good, then. Stealing art is only bad when AI does it.

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      May I ask what makes you think this is an AI image? I’ve looked pretty closely for all the usual telltale signs, and it just looks like a picture of some really good cosplay as far as I can tell.

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        the belt is impossible–look at the buckle and how the belt feeds into it. also look at the right “suspender” which apparently serves no purpose other than to hold up his beer gut (and the buckle also makes no sense). also look at the amorphous mess on the second from top bookshelf–wtf even is a single item on there? also look at the shadow cast by the curtains-- doesn’t match the curtains. also look at the rug-- the patterns don’t make sense, same as the patterns on the upholstery. also, the mirror itself-- how many reverse bevel mirrors have you ever seen? speaking of curtains, it’s weird to me that the top of the curtains are flush with the curtain rod, because usually the very top of a curtain will extend above the rod.

        i could be wrong about every single one of those things, but i’m betting it’s AI slop

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          I find the belt buckle situation convincing.

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    I call Dr. Zaius.

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      “Can I play the piano?”

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        Oh my got I was wrong! I was on earth all along…

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        Of course you can!

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    There are 2.5 million ants per human.

    This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

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      @Vespair

      Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are.

      @Nusm

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        Incomprehensibly more.

        I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁

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        what do you mean see they are tiny.

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          i’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

          OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

          dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways

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      The humble bacteria:

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      Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.

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    Really, all they’d have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.

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      A stop by the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite would help that.

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    You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.

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      Can’t chance them accidentally running into someone unexpected.

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        Good point. What if they pass another rocket during reentry and look through their windows?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    WW3 happens

    Artemis 2 returns

    “You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”

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    plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

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      until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

      Gotta commit to the bit!

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    10 billion costumes in 9 days?
    How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment…

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    I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

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      the AI assumed that a planet of the apes fan would naturally also have an excessive number of framed photos and doilies on their end tables. because that’s how old people do

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      I used to own that exact rug. It really tied the room together, but yeah I don’t know about the couch.

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    It really would be hilarious if the ground crew met them like that!

    “Uh, guys, we got something to tell you. While you were incommunicado on the Dark Side of the Moon…”

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    Flash mob lol

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    YOU MANIAC!!!

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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES!!! OMG DO IT!!!

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    LOL!

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