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nobody came;-)
A painful missed opportunity.
Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline
yeah, it had to be, cause I’ve heard “nobody came” joke since a decade
we don’t know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.
Now fix it so POV is used correctly
It is correct. They are looking at their sister.
I still don’t understand its usage that way. I’m not a prescriptivist, I just don’t get it.
Just change it to “my POV” because it’s what the photographer is currently seeing.
Which then again makes it totally redundant… Just do not use it for something like this.
Do you want me to fix it or not?
Nothing to fix
Tell them, not me
🤌
You can’t say “bukkake” on the internet now?
I think it’s funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash or pour something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.
You mean that soba wasn’t supposed to have cum on it?
Sorry to pick nits, but if the definition is “to pour something over something else,” that’s a verb.
ぶっ掛け (bukkake) is a noun, like “a splash of coffee.”
ぶっ掛ける (bukkakeru) is a verb, like “I like to splash around.”
Granted, bukkake isn’t that kind of splash, it’s rather “they splashed water on the flames.”
I never thought I’d become such an expert by scrolling lemmy but here we are
i would change your first example to “a splash of cream in your coffee”. in english that implies the sense of scale.
Then your previous definition is incorrect, fyi
It’s the noun form of the verb bukkakeru. Japanese is weird.
“fondant” is an equivalent, from the French “to melt” its now a noun.
Not quite the same, although interesting!
In this case, “Bukkake” is a noun in both English and Japanese. “Bukkakeru” with the “ru” on the end is the verb form that the noun comes from. English didn’t change it, the picking of nits above just wasn’t quite correct.
Technically the other poster’s definition of bukkake was what was not quite correct, the nits I picked were based on that.
Haha fair enough. It’s kind of hard to define a nominalized verb in English, I feel, so I’d give it to him, but you’re free to pick all the nits 😂
Maybe he meant to say that its the result of such action
Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos… (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??
I’m too lazy to remake this meme because of censorship. Unfortunately, this is how memes are trending thanks to AI and algorithms
Yeah it was less a judgement on you and more on the AI and algorithms :).
I miss the ole internet
Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it’s shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pretty damn sure you can say bukkake on here in an image.
Bukkake.
Still seems to work on my end.
Hey-oh.
Worked on his end too.
The self censorship is really disheartening. I read a defense of it that I considered thoughtful, but I truly hate it. I don’t know what we should do about it. Mass resistance?
Only thing I can think is stop using platforms that demand it.
But we’re in such a minority sadly :(
It’s why you never see any content about drowning by Japanese users
The fuck’s the point of getting bukkaked if you’re gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?
It’s required PPE in the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.
The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can’t win over here.
It’s really weird how its only on California. Someone should look into that
I wonder how many references I am missing daily.
I’ve watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I read 1984, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I watched Idiocracy, and then started seeing references to it everywhere.
I switched to Arch, and then started seeing references to it everywhere, btw.
etc…And it doesn’t stop. This has to mean I still keep missing many. I’d probably scroll past this comment if I didn’t see that label on some Adata drive, since they don’t seem to be that common in EU.
I’m no fancy bukkake expert, but I’d wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.
I’m no fancy bukkake expert
Yeah, sure, @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
Goggles seem valid, but hair? Should rinse right out.
I can tell this is fake because “man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act” is so far beyond fiction it’s not even funny.
Although that does sound like an Onion article title.
I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake
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Oh come on
No I will not be coming on, that’s the point
Afraid seeing other dicks might awaken something in you?
No
From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.
By “misspent”, are you referring to those deposits?
oh ho! hee hee! ha ha!
But seriously folks…
I would pay on the door to avoid exactly this. Im one to dip if the scene isn’t my bag, but I would at least make the effort to turn up.
Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???
What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.
tbf, some people have sensitivity issues and are grossed out by cum on hair/eyes, they are still allowed horny and covered in cum if they want to
“Yes I had a question about tonight’s bukkake, I am allergic to cum, do you have a vegan alternative?”
Let me tell you, I was involved in organizing gangbangs in a major city, this was not once a thing.
tbf, that picture likely had nothing to do with a bukkake, just a sad woman cleaning
Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Not kink shaming but definitions matter damn it.
Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Always use protection.
Damn occupational health and safety fucking ruins everything!
Now give your sister a hug, and tell her you love her
Then cum on her face to make her feel seen.
Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don’t even care tbh. 😂
Mentally preparing herself before cleaning I reckon
I find this much more interesting than the meme. I’m wondering what exactly she is facing down there.
He could be a good big brother and help her out /s
The original comment said bog brother. I spent minutes on this image, MINUTES, I will not have it tarnished by edits.
They didn’t cum because she covered her eyes and hair. That’s the whole point isn’t it? AIM for the eyes
a bukkake is crazy
also shouldn’t it be nobody “came”? it’d be more funnier (incorrect grammar intended)
Is it just my observation or are tattos a requirement for porn actors?
I think tattoos have become extremely commonplace, that’s all. I haven’t watched porn in many years, but I would guess it’s just a reflection of a general societal trend.
It shows up in the rantings and ravings of right wing nutjobs who lament these types of things. They once developed an AI to remove tattoos and make women dress more modestly, I have no doubt the porn is annoying them too.
If you don’t watch porn, then you’re speculating. Porn aesthetics aren’t a simple mirror of “societal trends” they’re shaped by platform algorithms, niche markets, and performer branding.
Dragging in right-wing moral panic and some AI anecdote is just noise. Without firsthand exposure or actual data, this is guesswork, not insight.
It’s probably because of the tattoos.
That’s just like your opinion man. Tattoos do me in.
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Back atcha, but FR I don’t think I could hog l him up with that many bunny tattoos.
