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Evaporated Milk
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Condensed Milk
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Whole Milk
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A Secret Fourth Thing
Leche de hombre ;)
I was hoping for poppy.
best I can do is Papi. / Solo te puedo ofrecer Papi
Harvey Milk
Man milk
Obviously, it’s plasma milk
Moloko plus
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That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
Step into my office!
Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.
But all of them were deceived
For another leches had been made…
*But they, all of them, deceived
I think we can go a lot further.
Common milk producers:
Cow
Bison
Goat
Sheep
Horse
Yak
Reindeer
Common milk types:
Evaporated
Condensed
Powdered
Whole
2%
1%
Skim
By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?
Are you?
If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?
Infinidad Leches
I didn’t want to show my hand, but off the record, I’ve experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it’s highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.
Wouldn’t that make one giant 1.625% milk?
That’s a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.
What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?
Definitely dinstinct leches. Also plant milks: almond, oat, coconut. Coconut cream should also count IMO. Then there is condensed coconut milk as well.
I’d be suspicious of a tres leches cake made with coconut cream. Somehow, I don’t think it would taste right.
excuse me but 2%, 1% and skim are bastard milks we don’t accept those here
Oat, soy, Almond?
The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”
Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?
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you sick fuck I’m going to report you.
Great catcher tho
I thought leche was milk?
It is
Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?
To be even more specific, it’s a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it’s absolutely delicious.
A type of cake
In addition to the other comment, it means “3 milks” literally.
Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.
Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.
Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?
The tres leches appears to be leaching one of its leches. The quatro leches has no problem holding all of its leches, even though it has to hold one more. How are these the same price?
Leaching leches, Batman!
Tell me… how many leches you see.
Cuatro leches?? With this economy?
But they were all of them described, for another milk was made…
Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?
Yes, absolutely yes.
I’m happy to hear that.
Loads of latin countries have tres leches. I prefer the Caribbean ones.
It’s common in the US, where there is a large Mexican population
It is not in my distant country, but it sounds like it should be
What’s the fourth milk Sofía? What is the fourth milk?
Dulce de leche (which is essentially caramel made from milk).
So tres leches cake has whipping cream, condensed milk, and evaporated milk. Cuatro leches cake adds dulce de leche.
Fun random fact: Mexico calls milk caramel “cajeta”. Just don’t say that word in public around Uruguay/Argentina
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It’s a vulgarism for “vulva” there
Cottage cheese
